Thursday, April 28, 2011

April 28, 2011

Can I Have Some Of That?


The tall guy was reading Da Puddles blog the other day and came up with an idea (which, much like the hair growing on his head, happens less and less each day).

To all the dogs, puppies and feline puppies of the world:

What would you think of doing a cookbook that has recipes FOR dogs and (wait for it, here's the big part) BY dogs (and feline puppies) too?  This would be a recipe book that both you and your peoples write.

A lot of peoples cook things for their fur-iends that look and taste really good, so that part would probably be pretty easy.  And, like Da Puddles, I'm sure that some of you could come up with some pretty tasty recipes too. (But no poop.  I don't think we need any poop recipes!)  I have some of my favorite recipes in my book, but I don't think it would be stealing if I used one of them again. 

If we can come up with like 30-50 recipes, the tall guy said he would put them all together and make it into an ebook and put it on Amazon.  Then we can give ALL the money we make to a good cause.  We can have your names and your picture in the book and everything.

So if you would like to help raise some money for someone (we can decide who after we see if there's enough interest), just leave a comment below.  If you know someone who doesn't read blogs, but might like to help, leave a comment below too.

From the tall guy:
I think it would be fun to do a 'cookbook' that features recipes for dogs as well as recipes that are written BY dogs (and feline puppies of course, Madi and Oz!).  If it is done as an ebook, there is basically no cost and then all the money raised would go to a good cause.  I figure we would need about 20-25 "real" recipes and an equal number of "dog-i-pees" (which are recipes written by dogs and not anything to do with pee).  So, if you are interested, please let me know.  Do not leave any recipes yet - I'll contact you and let you know where to send your recipes.  Thank you!!

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

April 26, 2011

I Am Being Tortured!!


Do you see this thing?
No, not the arrow.
The thing I'm wearing that the 
arrow is pointing to.
The torturer guy says it's called
an Easy-Walk.

Easy-walk my behind!!

More like a "Make it easier for the tall guy
to drag me away from a good smell" walk
if you ask me!


Oh, I almost forgot.
The tall guy asked me to ask you to
come by on Thursday if you can.
He wants to ask you something.
I don't know what it is.
He never tells me anything!

Saturday, April 23, 2011

April 23, 2011


There is a very small chance 
that I might very soon possibly
BE SLIGHTLY FAMOUS!!

No, the people from Ellen didn't call*.  BUT, when the tall guy and I were out playing, the GOOGLE map car** drove by us two times.  And then when we went home, the GOOGLE map car drove by us again.

So, one day soon, you might be able to see me and the tall guy on the GOOGLES!!  

I hope my hair looked good!


*  Ellen, we can be in LA in about 8 hours.  Just say the word!
**  Just in case you are wondering, the GOOGLE map car is a car that drives around taking pictures to put on the street view of Google maps.  It's actually a Volkswagen Beetle with the words 'Google maps' written on the side and a big red camera thingy on top!
 

Thursday, April 21, 2011

April 21, 2011

 And I did not even get drowned!


OH MY GOODNESS!
Do you know about this?

There is something called a 'swimming pool' that you can actually play in the water, and no one will even tell you to get out!  I did not even know about such a thing.  The only swimming pool I knew about was the little one that we had in the back yard.  But this is a really big one that your feets CAN NOT EVEN TOUCH THE BOTTOM!!

We went to a place called Sabino Canyon Pet Resort
and they have a swimming pool just for dogs! 
Well, I guess cats could use it too, if they wanted to!

It was so amazing that it was amazingly amazing!

I was a little confused at first, because I had never seen no real swimming pool!



But then I got used to it, and boy was I glad. It was like taking a bath but you could move around in the water!



The swimming pool is shaped like a bone.
How cool is THAT!!


The tall guy was throwing the tennis ball in the water and I would go in and get it for him. Just like we do at the park, except wet!
(The tall guy got a little wet too, but he didn't seem to mind.  He didn't get in the swimming pool, but some of my water might have gotten on him when I was drying off!)


If you come to visit me, maybe we can go play in the pool together!!

So I would like to say "THANK YOU!" to the nice people at the  Sabino Canyon Pet Resort for letting me play in their pool! I hope I get to come back really soon!

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

April 19, 2011

A Little Something
To Help Your Day Go By




Did you see the grass that the tall guy bought me?
Just because he LOVES me!!

Saturday, April 16, 2011

April 16, 2011

THANK YOU!

A gigantically big "Thank You!" to everyone 
who helped raise money for Khyra's mom 
rescue transports this week.
As the tall guy says to me
(sometimes)
"GOOD BOY!"

If I could, I would come to your house
and make you a pie!

Friday, April 15, 2011

April 15, 2011

Well, I never!!

First it was Cesar Milan and now it's this:


I wonder if you could use Madi's cat fur to knit a dog?
That would be really ironical!*


And don't forget:
You can use your tax refund
to help Khyra's mom
on her transports
by buying one of my books!

* Just to clarify.  I did not write the 'Knit Your Own Dog" book.
It is like #2 on the Amazon books about dogs!
Cesar Milan is like #1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 92.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

April 14, 2011

Ain't This Just About
The Coolest Thing You've Ever Seen?


especially their newest human puppy, JR!

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

April 13, 2011

Did I Get Some Brownies?

No, siree, bobtail,
I did not even get no brownies!

I did not even get to lick the bowl.
Stupid brownies!

Don't forget to tell all your friends
to buy my book so we can help 
Khyra's mom with her rescues.
We're doing pretty good so far!

I wonder if SHE would like a brownie?

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

April 12, 2011

I've got a secret!


I don't always sit still for my pictures!!
There.  I said it!
Surely you didn't think I would leave that ball there without tasting it did you?



On a happier note,
thank you for buying my book
so that we can help Khyra's mom!
We've got 3 days
of the Drive-a-thon left!!

Jack, what ARE you talking about?

Most of you know Khyra


and you know what an amazing job
she does helping dogs
and puppies get to their new
forever homes.

So, I asked the tall guy
and he said that he would give
$1.00 for every book he sells
this week to say
"Thank you, Khyra and Khyra's mom!"
to help them buy gas for their transports.
(I told him that it might be better
if they bought gas for their car,
but he just gave me the stink-eye!)

So, if a million people buy my book,
we can give them a million dollars!
Since most of you have already got a copy,
please tell your bloggy friends, neighbors,
and in-laws to go get a copy.
They don't even have to read it,
(although I think they will like it if they do)!

PS: Khrya's mom is not really a car.

PPS:  Some of you have asked about
a hard copy of my book.
Unfortunately, we are gived and sold-ed out
of them.  And since they cost SO much
to print, we will have to wait a while
until 1) I get offered a movie deal or
2) the Ellen show calls and we get
to go talk to her which will help us
sell 40 gazillion copies.  So if anyone
knows Ellen, please tell her that
we are waiting by the phone
for her people to call my people...
er... person...uh.. the Tall Guy!

PPPS:  Angus said I was more
of a Jon Stewart type of guy.
I don't think he's ever had
any dogs on his show.
So, if you know Jon Stewart,
tell him that I'm waiting for his call!
Or Stephen Colbert will do too! :)

Monday, April 11, 2011

April 11, 2011

SOME EXCITEMENTS!!
(with extra PPS goodness
down at the bottom)


Most of you know Khyra


and you know what an amazing job
she does helping dogs
and puppies get to their new
forever homes.

So, I asked the tall guy
and he said that he would give
$1.00 for every book he sells
this week to say
"Thank you, Khyra and Khyra's mom!"
to help them buy gas for their transports.
(I told him that it might be better
if they bought gas for their car,
but he just gave me the stink-eye!)

So, if a million people buy my book,
we can give them a million dollars!
Since most of you have already got a copy,
please tell your bloggy friends, neighbors,
and in-laws to go get a copy.
They don't even have to read it,
(although I think they will like it if they do)!

PS: Khrya's mom is not really a car.

PPS:  Some of you have asked about
a hard copy of my book.
Unfortunately, we are gived and sold-ed out
of them.  And since they cost SO much
to print, we will have to wait a while
until 1) I get offered a movie deal or
2) the Ellen show calls and we get
to go talk to her which will help us
sell 40 gazillion copies.  So if anyone
knows Ellen, please tell her that
we are waiting by the phone
for her people to call my people...
er... person...uh.. the Tall Guy!



Sunday, April 10, 2011

April 10, 2011

SOME EXCITEMENTS!!


Most of you know Khyra


and you know what an amazing job
she does helping dogs
and puppies get to their new
forever homes.

So, I asked the tall guy
and he said that he would give
$1.00 for every book he sells
this week to say
"Thank you, Khyra and Khyra's mom!"
to help them buy gas for their transports.
(I told him that it might be better
if they bought gas for their car,
but he just gave me the stink-eye!)

So, if a million people buy my book,
we can give them a million dollars!
Since most of you have already got a copy,
please tell your bloggy friends, neighbors,
and in-laws to go get a copy.
They don't even have to read it,
(although I think they will like it if they do)!

PS: Khrya's mom is not really a car.


Saturday, April 9, 2011

April 9, 2011

It has come to my attention...


that some puppies do not have any balls to play with!
Maybe they were taken away when they were younger.
Or maybe someone stoled them!

Well, if ever come to my house,
there are lots of balls to play with.
Because evidently I have some kind of
special gift when it comes to finding baseballs.
I found 3 at the park the other day.

So, if you're ever just looking
for a pick-up game of baseball,
and need some baseballs
with which to play,
I got about 80 dozen.

Friday, April 8, 2011

April 8, 2011

Well, Blimey!!


This is a very strange looking baseball!

Did you know in England
they do not have any balls?

They have something called bollocks.

So, I guess they play
basebollocks.

Well, now you know!

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

April 6, 2011

HA HA HA!!!


He thinks he can run away from me!!
I will just eat his brains!!


Oh and here is another reason
why you should not give
your dog a bath:

Monday, April 4, 2011

April 4, 2011

Justin Bieber


ain't got nothing on me,
BABY!

Saturday, April 2, 2011

April 2, 2011

Win A Call from Jack!


If you're the 1000th person to purchase "Jack: A book about a dog where the dog doesn't die at the end" from Amazon, you could win a 10 minute phone call from Jack! Of course, he won't say much but he's a really good listener.
And to really start your weekend off right, have a look at these lovely puppies:   http://tinyurl.com/4y3c8vy

Friday, April 1, 2011