I have not had no Cheesy-toes in a long, long time mainly because the tall guy has not been buying no Cheesy-toes. But for some reason, he decided to buy some Cheesy-toes AND potato chips the other day at the store that I am not allowed to go to.
So, for lunch the other day, I got 1 (one) Cheesy-toe. Please look carefully at the picture above. I think someone needs to contact the Cheesy-toe people and tell them that there appears to be an issue with their quality control. Evidently someone has bit off half of the Cheesy-toe before it got put into the bag. So, in reality, I only got one-half of a Cheesy-toe. I only got a CHEE.
At least, that's the story I was told when I asked where the other half of my Cheesy-toe was.