Friday, May 30, 2014

May 30, 2014

Best Elk Antlers 
a review 
by Jack

The tall guy gets a LOT of emails asking him to review things for dogs.  Normally, we don't like to review things (because some things, like food, may be good for one dog but not another) or the things they are asking him to review are not anything that I would like (puppy pads?  Really?)

But when he got an email from the Best Elk Antler people, I begged him to please, please, please, mr. postman, let me try them.  I even told him that I would personally (doggonally) write the review.  So he said ok.

First of all, I want to tell you that they come in different sizes, so you need to make sure that you get the right size for your pet.

We got the big ones that were split.

That way you get 3 or 4 in each bag.  3 or 4 is good!

Here you see a picture of me as I was, as the tall guy says, "going to town".  I'm not sure what he meant, as we didn't go anywhere, but I think he meant to say that I really enjoyed chewing on the antler.

Here you can see what happens after about 20 minutes of chewing.  The tall guy was amazed because normally I can chew through anything in about 2 minutes!  The tall guy had to finally take it away from me as it was starting to get pointy :(

All in all, I really liked the antlers.  The tall guy said that if I can chew on it for 20 minutes, it would probably last for like 15 years for most dogs.

So I would like to thank the Best Elk Antler people for letting us try their antlers.  Although, I'm not sure it is actually people antlers.  But that might be interesting too!

PS.  Dear Best Elk Antler people, you can send me more antlers any time you like!  Oh, and the tall guy said, if you could send them in a BMW ActiveHybrid 7, that would be cool too!

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

May 27, 2014

Little me...

Big banana pudding...

Once again, the tall guy just took off and did not take me.  He said he had to get some banana pudding.  He was gone for like 3 years.  Well, maybe it just seemed like 3 years.

And I did not even get no banana pudding when he got home.

(Oh, he said something about meeting his sister, but I know it was just for the banana pudding.)


Monday, May 19, 2014

May 20, 2014

For all my dog friends back in Arizona 

This is called "GREEN":

This is called "WATER":


I have NO idea what this is. It's just something that fell out of a tree! 

Your friend,


Monday, May 12, 2014

May 13, 2014

Don't you see it?

Look really close.

Now do you see it?

It's ok.  I didn't see it either.

The tall guy was washing off the lawn mower yesterday and he saw some pine needles sticking out of the place where he keeps the hose.  He opened it up and was getting ready to blast out the pine needles, when he saw it.

There's a BIRD'S NEST in there.  With 4 blue eggs.

WHEW!! That was close.

The mama bird wasn't in there, but we're pretty sure she was watching us, because he saw her in there this morning.

So, before you blast something with the hose, make sure you look and see if there is a bird around.  

You'll be glad you did!

Thursday, May 8, 2014

May 8, 2014

A walk in the woods... 

A poem,
by Jack

We went a-walkin' in the woods,
all on a sunny day.
The leaves and trees and even birds,
watched us on our way.

The shade was cool,
the air was clean,
The path, it had been trod,
We walked, first slow
and then some fast,
upon the dampy sod.

Oh won't you come and walk with us,
as we go along our way.
When we get done,
we'll go to McDonald's,
and the tall guy will always pay!


PS.  I'm sorry that some of you could not see the video
on here the other day.
But trust me, it was really funny!


Tuesday, May 6, 2014

May 7, 2014

What does a guy have to do to get
some sleep around here?

While I TRY to take a nap, you can watch this video:

(If you can't see the video, you can watch it here:

Unlike the lady in the video,
I didn't think that was very funny.

Thursday, May 1, 2014

May 1, 2014


Well, maybe SOMEONE just sweep 
under the couch more often! 

That's all I got to say about that.