tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-87767179889443128672024-03-13T08:43:07.352-04:00Daily Dose of JackJacksDadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08890399097586316657noreply@blogger.comBlogger1284125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776717988944312867.post-9110189570135199782016-03-23T17:37:00.000-04:002016-03-23T17:37:09.237-04:00March 24, 2016<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>1970 here I come! </b></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">That's right. Don't be jealous.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">The tall guy got me my very own waterbed.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Cause I'm a hip, with-it, now, groovy kind of dog.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">It's supposed to help me stay cool when it's hot.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">He wasn't sure if I would like it,</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">but I like it a lot.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Which is good because he already opened the box</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">that it came in.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">He put it on top of one of my dog beds so I could</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">be cool and soft at the same time.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">And there's plenty of room, so if you come visit,</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">we can both sleep on my waterbed at the same time.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">But you have to bring your own pillow.</span></span></div>
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<br />JacksDadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08890399097586316657noreply@blogger.com77tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776717988944312867.post-42411526303898452802016-02-25T15:11:00.001-05:002016-02-25T15:11:19.334-05:00February 26, 2016<div style="text-align: center;">
<i><b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">I'm famous! </span></span></b></i></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Funny, I don't remember posing for this ad.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">I wonder if the tall guy is using my picture</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">without my permission.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">That should be worth at least 4 cookies a day. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">I think they need to put their slogan to work</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">on their van! </span></span></div>
JacksDadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08890399097586316657noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776717988944312867.post-3792377380838006102016-02-06T23:00:00.000-05:002016-02-06T23:00:16.801-05:00February 7, 2016<div style="text-align: center;">
<b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">What?</span></span></b></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Am I not allowed to take a nap on the bed during the day?</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Who made up those rules? </span></span></div>
JacksDadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08890399097586316657noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776717988944312867.post-1658104006619069572016-01-18T11:33:00.000-05:002016-01-18T11:33:08.034-05:00January 18, 2016<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">Cold weather makes me sleepy! </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">It turned VERY cold, so the tall guy moved one of my beds outside on the porch so I wouldn't have to be on the cold cements and get some sun. That way, I can get all the smells and see what's happening in the world without getting so cold on my belly during the day. (I sleep in the house most of the time and especially at night.)</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Or maybe he just wanted me out of the house so he wouldn't have to listen to my snoring while he's trying to watch teevees. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">I'll have to ask him during the next commercial.</span></span><br />
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<br />JacksDadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08890399097586316657noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776717988944312867.post-30718803141752181282016-01-04T11:29:00.001-05:002016-01-04T11:29:26.617-05:00January 4, 2015<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>Fish heads, fish heads, </b></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>roly-poly fish heads</b></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Fish heads, fish heads,</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">eat them up, YUM!</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">I was not allowed to eat these fish heads.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">(Actually they aren't even real fishes,</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">but don't tell the tall guy that.)</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">I think the only fishes that I have ever eat</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">was some sammons.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">The sammons were good and I would like to eat some more,</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">but the tall guy doesn't eat them very often.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">He says they taste fishy.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Well, DUH! </span></span></div>
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JacksDadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08890399097586316657noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776717988944312867.post-73486919514854676762015-12-27T16:15:00.000-05:002015-12-27T16:15:09.593-05:00December 28, 2015<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>OH NOES!!! </b></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">(And I forgot to bring my swimming suit.)</span></span></div>
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JacksDadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08890399097586316657noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776717988944312867.post-39631334521575236042015-12-23T19:54:00.001-05:002015-12-23T19:54:17.386-05:00December 24, 2015<b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Well he did it again....
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Every year about this time, the tall guy brings a tree into the house</span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">and puts all sorts of stuff on it.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Stuff that I'm not allowed to play with or even touch!</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">And there's not even any peanut butter in any of the packages.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Maybe there's a big non-peanut butter cookie</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">in one of the packages.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Here's hoping you have a very merry Christmas.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">And that you get all the peanut butter and cookies that you want! </span></span></div>
JacksDadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08890399097586316657noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776717988944312867.post-24743061731050394142015-12-10T14:14:00.001-05:002015-12-10T14:14:36.265-05:00December 10, 2015<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>I think it is the Specific Ocean! </b></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">And there were ducks here, but not now.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">I have to be careful when I see ducks because I want to go</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">swimming with them but the tall guy says I can't.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Something about him not wanting to have to jump in </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">the water and save me when the ducks attack me.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">I asked him why they would attack me when I just</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">wanted to say hello and he said that's just the way ducks is.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Maybe the ducks in the Hotlantic Ocean will be nicer.</span></span></div>
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JacksDadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08890399097586316657noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776717988944312867.post-80041916471901146972015-12-01T10:53:00.001-05:002015-12-01T10:53:07.438-05:00December 1, 2015<div style="text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">It has been a long time since I wrote about pannycakes, since it has been a long time since the tall guy has made any pannycakes.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">He was going to make some on Sunday,</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">but then he found out that some relative of his</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">(I think her name was Aunt Jemimah)</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">he went to the grocery store and evidently that was where</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">The tall guy had 3 big pannycakes</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Like at 4AM.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">And save one for me. </span></span></div>
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JacksDadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08890399097586316657noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776717988944312867.post-4305439035254946152015-11-13T21:39:00.001-05:002015-11-13T21:39:37.762-05:00November 14, 2015<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">Hey you!</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">I wag and wag and wag my tail, but they just keep on walking. If they would just come here we could have a picnic.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">If they brought something to eat that is.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i>New rule:</i> Any time you see a dog wagging his tail, you have to go have a picnic with them! </span></span><br />
<br />JacksDadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08890399097586316657noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776717988944312867.post-60147215184519790832015-11-02T15:26:00.002-05:002015-11-02T15:35:11.693-05:00November 3, 2015<b><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">Evidently...</span></span></b><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Evidently I have taken to st<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">o</span>mp my foot when I want something. For example, if I am supposed to eat at 4:00 and it is 4:00<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">:</span>01, I will walk up to the tall guy and st<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">o</span>mp my foot to remind him that I am starving. Also, when I need a treat. Also, when I want him to change the channel on the teevees to find something good to watch.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">The tall guy thinks it's quite funny, so he usually does what I ask him to do. I just think I've got him trained really well.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">And now for the important news. As we said last time, we had a drawing for the $25.00 Amazon gift card from dogfencediy. To make it fair, the tall guy let the computer pick the winner<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"> from the commenters on my post.</span> And the winner is:</span></span><br />
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NUMBER 4!!! YAY number 4.<br />
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Wait, I don't know who is number 4.<br />
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Well it turns out that number 4 is Cookie from <a href="http://cookiescomments1941.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Cookie's Comments</a>.<br />
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Congratulations Cookie!!! (Which reminds me, I could use a cookie about now. I'll have to stomp my foot.)<br />
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Cookie, would you tell your mom to check her email for the info about the card? I told the tall guy to email her with the information. Thanks.<br />
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<br />JacksDadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08890399097586316657noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776717988944312867.post-31606131731159163802015-10-30T11:16:00.001-04:002015-10-30T11:19:58.511-04:00October 31, 2015<div style="text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">The peoples at <a href="http://www.dogfencediy.com/" target="_blank">dogfencediy</a> asked the tall guy if he would put up some infos about keeping safe at Halloweens. I asked him what was Halloweens and he said it was when all the scary people came and rang the doorbell and made me jump up off the couch and bark to let the tall guy know that someone was at the door so he could give them some foods so we could go back and finish watching televisions! I said "Oh, ok. I did not know that was Halloweens but now I do." He also said to remind everyone to be very careful when you were out walking on the day AFTER Halloweens because sometimes there was candy on the road and sidewalks that all the scary peoples had dropped by accident (or on purpose if it was raisins) and that sometimes I would try to eat it before he could stop me. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">And then he said that <a href="http://dogfencediy.com/" target="_blank">dogfencediy</a> would give him a $25 Amazon gift card to give to someone. I asked him if I could have it and he said he was going to give it to someone called RANDOM who made a comment. So if you are RANDOM and make a comment below, you might get a FREE $25 Amazon gift card. That's like $40000000 in dog money! So make sure you leave a comment below, especially if you are RANDOM. He said he will do the drawing next week and let you know who wins!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>Five Halloween Safety Tips for Dogs</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Halloween is full of spooks, monsters, and creepy crawlers, but the frights are all in good fun. Being playfully scared is a way to be entertained during the holiday, but you certainly don’t want to experience any real horror. As long as you’re safe, you’ll have a great time - and so will your dog. You keep your dog safe all year long with things like <a href="http://www.dogfencediy.com/reviews/" target="_blank">utilizing the best dog fence to keep them at home</a>, or ensuring they eat healthfully. When Halloween rolls around, it’s important to keep up those practices and keep an eye out for a few hazards that are particular to the holiday. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>Keep Your Dog Indoors</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Leaving your dog unattended in the yard during trick-or-treating isn’t a good idea, especially if you use only <a href="http://www.dogfencediy.com/blog/" target="_blank">an underground dog fence</a><a href="http://www.dogfencediy.com/blog/" target="_blank">,</a> which won’t prevent people from accidentally entering your dog’s territory. Dogs are often stressed by the unusual sights, sounds, and groups of people they encounter on Halloween night, so it’s best to keep them indoors, such as in a back room away from the front door. Depending on your dog’s personality, if they would be more placated with you in their line of sight, use a baby gate or <a href="http://www.dogfencediy.com/reviews/havahart-wireless/" target="_blank">indoor wireless dog fence</a> to keep them in a nearby room but still unable to bolt out when the door opens. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">While you may want to have quick access to your candy bowl, your dog shouldn’t. Chocolate and the sugar substitute xylitol are toxic to dogs in large doses, so don’t take the risk of leaving any candy where your dog could reach it. Don’t feed your dog any candy at all, because it can fupset their stomach. If you want your dog to partake in the sweet eating fun, purchases some special Halloween dog treats just for them. Make sure your children also know to keep their candy stashes hidden in a safe place that your dog can’t reach, even if their noses lead them to it. As always, keep your vet office’s phone number handy, just in case. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">If you enjoy making your house look festive for the holiday, be sure to keep your dog’s safety in mind while you place your decorations. While edible things like pumpkins and corn aren’t toxic, they often appear delicious to dogs, and they can cause other problems. Choking, intestinal blockages, and simple stomach aches are possible, so make sure pumpkins and similar items aren’t accessible. Electrical cords for light up decorations should be covered, placed up high, or otherwise concealed so your dog can’t chew on them. Lit candles should also be high enough that they can’t be accidentally knocked over by your dog. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Dog costumes are absolutely adorable, but they can be hazardous if you aren’t careful. Try your dog’s costume on several times before they wear it, so they get used to it and to make sure it isn’t too tight that it restricts breathing, circulation, or movement. Small accessories like buttons should be avoided, because they are choking hazards. If you use a <a href="http://www.dogfencediy.com/2014/08/06/the-best-dog-collars-collection/" target="_blank">wired dog fence</a><a href="http://www.dogfencediy.com/2014/08/06/the-best-dog-collars-collection/" target="_blank"> and need to remove your dog’s </a><a href="https://www.blogger.com/null" target="_blank">e-collar</a>, don’t let them in the backyard without a leash, no matter how <a href="http://www.petsafe.net/support" target="_blank">well-trained</a> they are. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">If you’re taking your dog trick-or-treating, never let them off their leash, because unexpected frights can cause even the best trained dog to bolt in fear. Never remove your dog’s ID tags, and make sure your contact information is up to date on them. Because Halloween is so unusual for dogs, don’t let strangers or children get too close to your dog, because their reaction may be different if their senses are already heightened. At night, make sure your dog is wearing reflective or LED material on their costume, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/PetSafe-Extra-Collar-Wireless-Containment/dp/B000A09C4K/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1445877859&sr=8-5&keywords=petsafe" target="_blank">collar</a>, leash, or harness. You want to make sure your dog is visible to drivers on the road.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">As long as you follow simple safety precautions and use common sense, your dog can enjoy Halloween as much as you do - or make it through with minimal stress, at least. Even if you have a traditional or <a href="http://www.dogfencediy.com/training/" target="_blank">electronic dog fence</a>, the most important thing to remember is to keep your dog indoors whenever possible, and accompany them outside when necessary. Happy Halloween!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">These Halloween tips come to us thanks to the ongoing educational efforts of <a href="http://www.dogfencediy.com/">www.dogfencediy.com</a>. Dog Fence DIY provides dog owners with an affordable alternative to pricey and complex dog containment solutions.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><i>(Note from the tall guy: The people at <a href="http://www.dogfencediy.com/" target="_blank">dogfencediy</a> are sponsoring today's post. You might have picked up on that!) </i></span><br />
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JacksDadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08890399097586316657noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776717988944312867.post-26590334430104837242015-10-26T14:06:00.001-04:002015-10-26T14:06:33.081-04:00October 25, 2015<div style="text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">plethora of insouciance.</span></span></div>
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JacksDadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08890399097586316657noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776717988944312867.post-87647756729964711292015-10-16T10:34:00.000-04:002015-10-16T10:34:01.895-04:00October 16, 2015<div style="text-align: center;">
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JacksDadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08890399097586316657noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776717988944312867.post-12677733215569562862015-10-08T16:20:00.001-04:002015-10-08T16:20:30.937-04:00October 9, 2015<b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Nothing better... </span></span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">than laying out in the grass and chewing on a rope ball that Madi's mom sent to me.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">(Although it might have been even betterer if I hadn't tore it up in 5 minutes. But then again, those 5 minutes were FANTASTIC!)</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">The sun has been covered up with clouds for about a week now and it has rained a little almost every day. All the leefs are falling out of the trees, except for the pine leefs. They just stick on the tree. The pine combs, however, have fallen all over the yard. One word of advice: do not try to eat the pine combs, because if you do, your mouth will soon be sorry. And I'd hate to think of what your other end would feel like if you actually DID eat one.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">so you won't look so pasty.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Well since I can't crew on the rain gutter spout, I gotta chew on something.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">PS. Please ignore the chewed-up rain gutter spout in the background. Thank you.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">I was all excited because I knew I was getting something special.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">First he gave me a oatmeal box.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">I was hoping that it would contain jewelry or an Apple watch,</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">but it was just a box.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">But that's ok, because I got to tear it apart,</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">which is really fun.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Then he gave me my actual presents. Please ignore the fact that they were wrapped in Christmas paper, because evidently I'm not good enough to get actual birthday paper and we have to just go with whatever the tall guy can find in the closet.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">I'm lucky it wasn't wrapped in toilet paper. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">FINALLY, I got to play with my new toys</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">(which I have not even destroyed yet!)</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">I got an elephants made out of rope</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">and another toy that I can pull apart</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">but it can be put back together.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">(Please don't tell Madi, but I think it's supposed to be a cat.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">We'll just pretend that it's a Frisbee with legs and a tail instead.) </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> The talll guy really likes the Frisbee leg-tail toy,</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">because when I pull it apart,</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">He said it's stuck together with something called</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">VELCRO.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">I do not know what is VELCRO,</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">but evidently it's what keeps your legs and tail attached to your body.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">So, all in all, I had a pretty good birthday.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> And here's hoping your VELCRO doesn't come loose</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">and cause you to lose your tail! </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">Today is My <span style="color: red;">BI<span style="color: #674ea7;">RT</span><span style="color: blue;">HD</span>AY!!</span> </span></b></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Evidently today is my 7th birthday.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">I was born on August 23, 2008.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">At least that's what the tall guy tells me.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">I really don't remember being born.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">even before I was here.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Maybe I'll get a new car</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Somehow the world seems a little softer</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">I don't know what it is.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Hardee's to get a biscuit and gravy and not give me any.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">And footsballs!!</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">But mostly elephants.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Be on a lookout in your neighborhood.</span></span></div>
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<br />JacksDadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08890399097586316657noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776717988944312867.post-8743470455691488092015-08-03T18:17:00.001-04:002015-08-03T18:17:25.665-04:00August 4, 2015<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: x-large;"><b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Two Hot Dogs!</span></b></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">I have no idea why the tall guy got so excited when he saw this,</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">but he nearly wrecked the car! </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Good thing it was in a parking lot or else we would have run off the road.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">And yes, it was HOT on my feets. And no, it didn't smell like hot dogs.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Well, I might have smelled a little, but you know what I mean.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">THEN, he was singing something about BALONEY all the way home.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">And now I'm hungry. Go figure. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"> </span>JacksDadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08890399097586316657noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776717988944312867.post-72484981697913651242015-07-31T21:33:00.002-04:002015-07-31T21:33:56.678-04:00August 1, 2015<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">It's always good to start reading even before you can!</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Evidently I make a great bedtime story.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Or wakin'-up-in-the-morning story.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">I'm telling you. It's been really hot here lately.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Too hot to do much of anything.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Fortunately, the tall guy insists that</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">we have conditioned air.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">I do not know what is the difference between</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">conditioned air and regular air,</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">but I know that it feels a lot better when we come</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">The tall guy finally got his car back from being</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">fixed at the car place.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">I hope they didn't fix it the same way</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">I was fixed when I was little!</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">BUT, I haven't gotten to ride in it yet,</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">as the tall guy says he'd like to have just a FEW days</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">of car without being covered in dog fuzz again.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">And after all the other stuff, he decided to buy</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">new tires AND a new battery.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">I hope he still has enough money left to buy</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">my treats!</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">I'm not so sure he needed to get a battery anyway.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">He's got lots of batteries in the flashlights we have.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">He could've used one of those.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Oh well. I better not complain</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">or he'll make me go outside in the hot! </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Stay cool!</span></span></div>
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