tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776717988944312867.post9093956921215673798..comments2023-12-20T04:22:50.007-05:00Comments on Daily Dose of Jack: February 27, 2012JacksDadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08890399097586316657noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776717988944312867.post-66458875914958380872012-02-29T20:26:15.054-05:002012-02-29T20:26:15.054-05:00Congrats on one year! Man, how time flies!
Downt...Congrats on one year! Man, how time flies!<br /><br />Downton Abby?? My person has never seen it! And she watches the big box to relax, so that is an amazing statement for me to make!!<br /><br />OK, here is my Favorite joke of all times!!!<br /><br />Q: What do you a call a boomerang that doesn't return like it is supposed to?<br /><br /><br /><br />A: A STICK!!! <br /><br /><br /><br />Hawoof! <br /><br />BaylorBaylorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15117078445421511236noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776717988944312867.post-25051369987728173002012-02-29T04:12:19.775-05:002012-02-29T04:12:19.775-05:00some of the jokes are really funny. haha
keep them...some of the jokes are really funny. haha<br />keep them coming!reviewhttp://www.reviewmo.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776717988944312867.post-4589747429698874422012-02-28T19:43:17.893-05:002012-02-28T19:43:17.893-05:00I don't like tea, tea is for mugs.
So simple,...I don't like tea, tea is for mugs.<br /><br />So simple, so amusing!ElsieSnouthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03580299196564934204noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776717988944312867.post-54989401202273922312012-02-28T18:54:40.023-05:002012-02-28T18:54:40.023-05:00A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for he...A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!' The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you?You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?' The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'9x-7i>3(3x-7u)https://www.blogger.com/profile/06259813889724888421noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776717988944312867.post-81381851744739878522012-02-28T09:18:05.476-05:002012-02-28T09:18:05.476-05:00I've been diagnosed as a dyslexic, agnostic in...I've been diagnosed as a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac because I lie awake and night wondering if there's a dog.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776717988944312867.post-3043306060970242822012-02-28T07:57:17.859-05:002012-02-28T07:57:17.859-05:00Has it already been a year since your book? My how...Has it already been a year since your book? My how time flies when you're having fun (aka retired)!<br /><br />Buddy's favorite joke:<br /><br /> How can you prove that a dog is truly a man's best friend? <br /><br /> Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?Ms. ~Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14527514822681686556noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776717988944312867.post-87632321476725815562012-02-28T01:41:14.639-05:002012-02-28T01:41:14.639-05:00we won one of your books and it is GREAT!! everyon...we won one of your books and it is GREAT!! everyone should have one. We will have to find a good joke and we will be back!<br /><br />wags<br />jazzi and addyScooterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12821524664278901347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776717988944312867.post-32692378669649699152012-02-28T00:49:14.318-05:002012-02-28T00:49:14.318-05:00Congrats on your book anniversary! (and sales!)
O...Congrats on your book anniversary! (and sales!)<br />Our pawrents are hooked on "Downtown Abbey" - that's what dad calls it! Can hardly wait for next season!<br /><br />Here's our joke- a little long, but worth it!<br /><br />A burgler breaks into a house. He's creeping around in the dark and he hears a voice "Jesus is watching you" ... he looks around & doesn't see anyone, so he continues to rob the house. <br /><br />Again he hears "Jesus is watching you". He flips on a light switch and sees a parrot on a perch. "Did you say that?" he asks the parrot. <br /><br />"Yes, I'm Moses" the bird replies. <br /><br />The burgler scoffs and says "Who in the world would name a parrot 'Moses'?" <br /><br />The parrot starts to laugh, and replies "The same people that named their Rottweiler 'Jesus'."<br /><br /><br />Ha-roo roo roo! <br />Jack a-roo & Miss Moo<br /><br />PS - FABULOUS pic of woo, Jack!Jack & Moohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08582007728801932674noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776717988944312867.post-87901792923422391812012-02-27T23:26:11.024-05:002012-02-27T23:26:11.024-05:00Ok I heard this one from a Supreme Court Judge who...Ok I heard this one from a Supreme Court Judge who was an immigrant from Poland.<br />Why do Polish dogs have flat faces????? <br /><br />They chase parked cars..........HA HA HA HA HA!!!<br /><br /> ;-) I <3 u Jack, you make me laugh, and my very uptight 29 year old attorney daughter who is very stressed told me about your blog...Lynette Dibertnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776717988944312867.post-335089829435085472012-02-27T21:49:32.855-05:002012-02-27T21:49:32.855-05:00LOVED the book, congrats on the anniversary. No n...LOVED the book, congrats on the anniversary. No need to win the prize, just sharing a (hmmm.... perhaps lame?....) joke:<br /><br />So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Hey buddy, why the long face?"<br /><br />BOL!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776717988944312867.post-56840864603416544112012-02-27T21:12:06.184-05:002012-02-27T21:12:06.184-05:00okay here is our joke ...Happee Annyversary tooo.
...okay here is our joke ...Happee Annyversary tooo.<br /><br />There's these three dogs sitting at a bar, a Chihuahua golden retriever, and a shepherd.<br /><br />A girl dog walks in, and said "The person who can use liver and cheese in a sentence I will marry."<br /><br />The golden retriever goes first. "I don't like liver and cheese."<br /><br />"Not clever enough."<br /><br />Then the shepherd goes next. "I like liver and cheese."<br /><br />"Not clever enough."<br /> <br />Now the Chihuahua, "Liver her alone cheese mine!"<br /><br />aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh BOL<br />Benny & LilyTwo French Bulldogshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10504475675258871866noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776717988944312867.post-39132591901587615742012-02-27T20:57:22.750-05:002012-02-27T20:57:22.750-05:00Ok Jack this one is funny P.s my human (11 yrs old...Ok Jack this one is funny P.s my human (11 yrs old) loved da book!!! What happened when the butcher fell backwards into the meat grinder?? He got a litte behind in his work!!! (BOL) U rock Jack and TGAmbertheemuttnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776717988944312867.post-35199791279763893302012-02-27T15:00:08.200-05:002012-02-27T15:00:08.200-05:00you two are so much fun jack!
i am a downton abbey...you two are so much fun jack!<br />i am a downton abbey addict so already own all that stuff. but i love the pure energy of this post!!! you're the greatest!<br />hugs,<br />tammy jtammy jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16568939993585811311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776717988944312867.post-5014108102107196142012-02-27T14:50:45.786-05:002012-02-27T14:50:45.786-05:00Why are dalmations no good at "Hide and Seek?...Why are dalmations no good at "Hide and Seek?"<br />-----they are always spotted.....<br />Aaaaahhhhh.... BOL<br />Benny & LilyTwo French Bulldogshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10504475675258871866noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776717988944312867.post-53562547974619573042012-02-27T14:33:07.275-05:002012-02-27T14:33:07.275-05:00Ok, I got one....This priest went into a .... what...Ok, I got one....This priest went into a .... what? I can't.... Sorry -- Beth says not that one....I'll keep thinking....Remingtonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13647012156213355972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776717988944312867.post-52053416700935981102012-02-27T14:16:43.561-05:002012-02-27T14:16:43.561-05:00Hey Jack! Congrats on your 1 year anniversary! M...Hey Jack! Congrats on your 1 year anniversary! My lab who could pass as your twin, Clyde S Dale, and I loved your book, and your antics. Here's our joke, it's a people joke, hope that's OK.<br />Kisses and belly rubs-<br />Terri<br /> <br />Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. <br /> <br />The house was very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mother so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.<br /><br /><br />Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and patted him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.<br /><br />The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year-old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.<br /><br /><br />Kathleen quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place........smack him again!'Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776717988944312867.post-70332755589799229322012-02-27T13:08:14.451-05:002012-02-27T13:08:14.451-05:00What did the fish say when he swam into the cement...What did the fish say when he swam into the cement wall??<br /><br />DAM!!<br /><br />BOLBOLBOL!! Congrats, Jack. We're very proud of you!!<br /><br />-Bart and Rubyrottroverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12040584911302243673noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776717988944312867.post-64764010725272060432012-02-27T09:38:29.779-05:002012-02-27T09:38:29.779-05:00With a tip of the hat to DT Abbey (I've heard ...With a tip of the hat to DT Abbey (I've heard it's good, but have never seen it). Your book - which of course is delightful, is an inspiration for my own writing ambitions.<br /><br />Q. Why did the Siamese twins move to London?<br /><br /><br /><br />A: The other one wanted to drive.KT and Eastonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05456498552956580863noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776717988944312867.post-87998722956919545982012-02-27T09:07:12.771-05:002012-02-27T09:07:12.771-05:00LOL - Mom only knows very bad jokes! Like "W...LOL - Mom only knows very bad jokes! Like "Why are Dalmatians terrible at hide and seek? They are always spotted!"... See what we mean?<br /><br />SamHow Sam Sees Ithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08305827999885588071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776717988944312867.post-60821970082712688402012-02-27T08:40:58.219-05:002012-02-27T08:40:58.219-05:00Congratulations! Hard to imagine it's been a y...Congratulations! Hard to imagine it's been a year! <br />That's great news that "Jack" is doing so well!<br /><br />We loved Downton Abbey, going through withdrawls until it returns!!<br />I still think you would be great on there, Jack, at the castle!!<br />But then it's very cold and dreary and not sunny like Arizona!Kathyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00106749919609721913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776717988944312867.post-24781583627987978302012-02-27T08:06:11.416-05:002012-02-27T08:06:11.416-05:00Woof! Woof! Oh that was a year ago WOW! Golden Con...Woof! Woof! Oh that was a year ago WOW! Golden Congrats again ... LOVE your book. Our friend talks about that ABBEY show. Mom needs coffee so no joke for us ... Golden Thanks for your email. Lots of Golden Woofs, SugarGolden Woofs! SUGARhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15060075282499486355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776717988944312867.post-9481716858844979972012-02-27T07:11:27.769-05:002012-02-27T07:11:27.769-05:00Morning Jack
Congrats on the year anniversary of y...Morning Jack<br />Congrats on the year anniversary of your first book being sold on Amazon!! <br />How many cats does it take to change a lightbulb?<br /><br />Persian: what is a lightbulb<br />Somali: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're worrying about a burned out lightbulb.<br />Norwegian Forest Cat: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to date, too<br />Cornish Rex: Hey guys, I've found the switch<br />Sphynx (hairless): Turn it back on again I'm cold<br />Exotic: Let the AOV(any other variety) do it. You can feed me while he's busy <br />Maine Coon:(Labrador of the feline world) Oh Me me. Pleeease let me change the bulb. Can I, hug, Can I?<br /><br /><br />ANSWER: Lightbulb never gets changed. Cats are too busy discussing the chore.<br /> <br />NO we don't expect to win a thing with this but we thought TG would enjoy poking fun at felines. Mom said Downton Abbey was one of the best tv programs she has seen in years.<br /><br />Hugs Madi and MomMy Mind's Eyehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12014097754516123017noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776717988944312867.post-4470160079943407102012-02-27T07:05:18.277-05:002012-02-27T07:05:18.277-05:00I WANT THAT LOOT!
"What is the difference b...I WANT THAT LOOT! <br /><br />"What is the difference between a labradork and a mailbox?"<br /><br />"Huh? You don't know? No wonder you never get any mail."<br /><br />Oh har har har.<br /><br />Slobbers,<br />MangoDexterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09238751458587219022noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776717988944312867.post-18818337535637775652012-02-27T06:42:54.174-05:002012-02-27T06:42:54.174-05:00A year already??? Wow! I will have to think of a j...A year already??? Wow! I will have to think of a joke and come back later.<br />Lovies, Miss MindyAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09620260922753253073noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776717988944312867.post-534965768040096772012-02-27T06:24:27.785-05:002012-02-27T06:24:27.785-05:00I will have to try to find my best joke....I told ...I will have to try to find my best joke....I told a few on Saturday and they were a big hit....your book is so AWESOME! It should be in everyone's library....I can't believe it's been a year already....and what is Beth doing....still hasn't written one....I told you she was slow....ha ha!Remingtonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13647012156213355972noreply@blogger.com