October 31, 2011

HOWL-oweens!

It's not much of a costume, but then again,

I don't get to go out anyway!

From the look of things, we must be having about

97000 kids coming by to get candy tonight.

The tall guy went to the Costcos

and bought like 400 big bags of candy.

He got Ms and Snickerses and 

Reecy Cups.

Of course, he only got the things he 

likes to eat.  I can't eat any of them.

 I  don't understand why he said

he would leave the light on from 7:00 to 7:03.

Doesn't that mean no one will come to our

house and get candy?

October 27, 2011

Do not get spider web on your nose!

Because you won't be able to get it off and then the tall guy will have to come and try to get it off and then it will get stuck to his hand and he won't be able to get it off either and then you'll have to go home from the park so he can wash the spider web off of his hand!

October 24, 2011

Just A Warning!

If you find this:

do not eat it,
or you will end up like this:

Remember, friends don't let friends

eat plastic liquor bottles!

October 22, 2011

I Am Askeered!!

I do not know what all those things are, 

but they are popping up all over the neighborhood.

The tall guy said I should not go near them, 

so I can't even tell you what they smell like.

So, if you see any of these in your neighborhood, 

RUN AWAY!!

Especially if you see the bug that made

that big white web!

October 19, 2011

Can You See It?

Keep looking!

Look harder!

There it is!!

 

CATCH!!

October 16, 2011

Very Impressed!

Well the tall guy finally got back.  

And did he bring me no pizza? 

Not even a pepperonis!

But he did take me to see the vet doctor this morning.

She must have said something really important,

because she impressed my anal glands. 

 

This is not my anal glands.

This was a bean that the tall guy saw in Chicago!

October 14, 2011

I am ALL ALONE!

Someone, who shall remain nameless, 

decided that he had to go to Chicago, 

so I am stuck here going crazy!

He is supposed to be back today,

so we'll see!

He had better bring me some pizza!

(PS.  I am not really alone.

It just sounds more pitiful if I say I am!)

October 11, 2011

Guess Who?

Yes, it's me!

No, I am not dressing up for Halloweens!

Evidently, I am the designated

"Wearer of the Sheets" .

It is my job to wear the old sheets when the tall guy

is changing the sheets.
He throws them on top of me
when he takes them off the bed.

I do not know HOW this got to be

my job, but someone thinks

it's pretty funny.

Needless to say,

that someone is not me.

October 8, 2011

I want to go to Dizzyland!!

What?

It's not Dizzyland?

Well, no wonder I didn't see Mickey Mouse!

October 5, 2011

Today in AMAZING PUPPIES!

No not me!

This:

Isn't that COOL?

October 3, 2011

Going to the hiking!

The tall guy decided that we needed to head back to the mountains and go to the hiking.  We went back to the same place that we went to the camping, but instead of staying inside, we just walked around all over the outside.  Here I am riding in the car on the way to the hiking:

It was really nice and cool and with actual real trees.  I decided to get a big sniff so I could remember all the good smell when we got back home.  It obviously made me very happy (or I am about to sneeze).

Here we are walking up one of the trails.  The tall guy said to ignore the fact that my string is very very taut as that does not mean that I was pulling him up the trails because he is slow as molasses!

I even got to say hello to another dog.  He was very nice, but the tall guy did not take his picture.  So, you will just have to imagine that I have just walked by a very nice dog in that last picture!

So, if you come to visit me, I will have the tall guy

take us to the hiking.  I think you will really enjoy it.

BTW (which stands for 'Bark This Way' in case you didn't know), the place we went to is called Madera Canyon.  It has some really big mountains.  You can even walk all the way up to the top of them.  The tall guy says it's about 5 miles and 10000 feets.  I guess that's how many feets you need to get to the top!

September 30, 2011

If I Keep The Ball...

they'll have to play with me! :)

September 26, 2011

Two Roads Diverged In A Yellow Wood

So I said "Forget that!" and just went down the middle.

And that has made all the difference!

September 23, 2011

Hey I'm comfortable!

What can I say?

Please notice that my front legs are OFF the bed,

so I'm ready to spring into action

at the slightest provocation!

September 20, 2011

More of the camping!

Here I am laying on the bed waiting to go outside.

We are INSIDE because it was raining and 

someone doesn't like to get wet.

 

We finally got to go to the water.

Notice that I am wearing my string.

We saw a sign that said that I had to wear it.

Well, not me specifically.

Also notice that I am smelling something.

It either smells REALLY good,

or REALLY bad.

I can't tell from the picture!

Here's what I look like eating the water!

These are some of the beautiful mountainsthat were where we were.You can even climb to the top of them.Notice that I said YOU can.I've got to take a nap!

September 16, 2011

We Went To The Camping!

And we saw all sorts of wildlife!

We saw turkeys!

We saw deers!

And we even saw a bear!

I had not ever seen no turkeys before.

They made a lot of noise.

The bear, on the other hand,

didn't seem to be too excited

to be there.

He just stood around 

and didn't say much.

It was very very beautiful.

I even got to play in the water,

but we will talk more about that next time!

September 14, 2011

Well no one won the 

one million dollars!

I'm sorry.

No one guessed correctly,

so there won't be any prizes awarded this week.

The one million dollars will just have to wait until

the next contest!

What?

Oh, you want me to tell you

what you were supposed to guess?

Well, isn't it obvious?

That is my mom in the picture,

but that's NOT ME!

That is my sister, Tia.

Can you believe it?  I thought it was me too!

That is Tia and my mom, Cassie,

at the house where I was born.

So now you can stop guessing,

until the next time!

September 12, 2011

Can YOU Guess the secret?

I'll give you a hint:

The beautiful lady on the left is my mom!

(PS.  Two people already know,

so SHHHHH!)

September 11, 2011

Some cats are funny!

http://tinyurl.com/3zxpdb5

September 8, 2011

Things you see on a walk...

This is my "Would you PLEASE hurry up?" look!

This is my "I think that dog might be bored!" video.
(That is not me.  We were just walking
by his house when he decided to say "Hello!"
I wonder if he has a trampoline!)