Let's go for a ride...
Jack: Take me somewhere.
Tall Guy: Where?
Jack: How about that place where all the dogs run around like crazy?
Tall Guy: You mean the Dog Park?
Jack: No, I mean Kodiak, Alaska..... Of course I mean the dog park!
Tall Guy: You're being awfully sarcastic for someone can't drive!
Jack: It's not my fault they won't give me a license.
Tall Guy: You got a license - it's on your collar.
Jack: Cool, give me the keys.
Tall Guy: Er, uh, oh, sorry, I'm out of gas!
Jack: Not from what I noticed last night.