Tuesday, January 29, 2013

January 30, 2013

Two Words I Do Not Like To Hear!


I bet Madi's Mom never says that to Madi!

Sometimes when we are out walking, the tall guy
keeps saying "Come on!".
Please notice the exclamation point.
He doesn't say "Come on."
He doesn't say "Come on, please."
He just says
"Come on!"

Usually when I have found 
something interesting to smell.

I don't think I'll ever understand peoples.

Thursday, January 24, 2013

January 25, 2013

It's rainy and cold outside. 

It's a good day for lapping!

(That means taking a nap on the tall guy's lap.)

Monday, January 21, 2013

January 22, 2013





Thursday, January 17, 2013

January 18, 2013

Maybe if I wait here next to the stove...

he'll drop something for me to eat.

On second thought, the way he cooks, 
he's likely to spill a pot of spaghetti on my head.

Maybe I should go wait by the tv
and watch The Big Bang Theory.

Sunday, January 13, 2013

January 14, 2013

I'm going ice skating...

... and I nearly kill the tall guy at the end!

Enjoy! :)

PS:  At the beginning of the video, 
 I'm eating ice. 

Friday, January 11, 2013

January 12, 2013

We did not get to go play 
in the snow today...

because it snowed.

I know, it doesn't make any sense to me either.
We were going to go up to the mountains 
to play in the snow today,
but evidently the road is closed 
because of the snow we got last night.

It even snowed at our house,
but, of course, most of it was gone 
by the time the tall guy got out of bed!

I think we are going to try again
next week.
Wish me luck! 

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

January 10, 2013

My New Hat! 

have been showing off their new hats,
Remington looks so good in his crown,
I thought I would show off my new hat.
It came all the way from Africa!

If you've been reading my blog
for a long time,
you may recall my opinion
about hats.
If you can't,
I think you can see it in my face.
I may have to seek an addendum
to the Christmas Hat Law!

Saturday, January 5, 2013

January 6, 2013

I did not do this! 

This was someone's idea of a "cute picture".
I do not even like covers, 
although I do like a nice pillow 
every now and again.

So, if your peoples think pictures like
this are "cute"
or even worse, "sweet",
please tell them that they need
to get out of the house more.

And they need to make their bed.
That's all I got to say about it!

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

January 3, 2013

Let's Go To The Mall! 

I hope everyone had a very good New Year's.
The tall guy and I went to the big mall.
It's the only one that I'm allowed to go to
since all the stores are outside!

We did not see any other dogs today,
but sometimes there are other dogs there.

I did not get to ride the escalator,
but when I was walking down the stairs,  
I had a lady tell the tall guy that I looked very happy.
I think she was drunk!

They even have this really cool swimming pool,
but you can't swim in it.
 The tall guy said it is a fountain,
but I didn't want to correct him
in front of all the other people 
who were at the mall too. 

If I had had a bone,
I could have re-enacted
the Aesop fable,
The Dog and His Bone
I just pulled a Narcissus.

I did not get to buy anything at the mall.
I think my credit card is maxed out.
But it was still fun looking at all the 
neat stuff in the windows.

They have a rescue store at the mall
where they try to find homes for 
all the cats and dogs who don't
have a home.  I didn't get to go in there,
but the tall guy always gives them
some moneys when we walk by.
 I just say hello to everyone 
through the window.

So next time you're at the mall,
look for me.
And say hello!