Daily Dose of Jack

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

February 22, 2012

Tagged!

I'm it!

Well, I had another trip to the Roto-rooter guy

this morning to have an espresso.

Or something like that.

But it always feels much better when I get done!

But on to more pleasant matters...

I got tagged by Benny and Lily

who always make me laugh,

so I'm going to answer some questions about

me.

1. Describe yourself in seven words.

No Jack, you have already had dinner.

2. What keeps you up at night?

Nothing. I'm a sleeping fool at night!

Even snore-zilla doesn't wake me up.

Although I do get up to go outside to pee.

(Am I allowed to say pee here?)

3. Who would you like to be?

I'm pretty happy just being me.

4. What are you wearing?

I'm nekit. Always.

Except for sometimes my collar.

5. What scares you?

Banana Pudding.

BOL

Nothing really scares me.

I even like the noise from the vacuum cleaner.

6. The best and worst of blogging
Best is getting to read about all

the other wonderful dogs in all the wonderful places

around the world.

Worst is when someone gets sick.

It always makes the tall guy sad.

7. The last website you visited

I'm not allowed on the computer,

because the tall guy is always on it.

The last website HE visited was

Benny and Lily's website,

so he could get these questions

for me to answer!

You surely didn't expect him to remember

them did you?

Now, I am supposed to pick 7 people

to answer these questions.

So I pick....

Well, I'm gonna be obstinate and not pick anyone.

Cause that's just the way I roll!

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

February 21, 2012

Sometimes....

You just need to be left alone

with your bone and your thoughts!

And right now I'm thinking

that I'll never get to play

any more on Sunday nights

until The Amazing Race is over.

I am a sad puppy. :(

Sunday, February 19, 2012

February 19, 2012

Guess What We Saw Today!!

We were out at the park just minding our own business

and guess what we saw?

There, did you see it?

Yep, it was a coyote.

Well, maybe not THIS coyote,

but it was a coyote nonetheless!

It just crossed the path about 10 feet in front of us.

At first, the tall guy thought it was

a dog, but then he realized what it was.

I wanted to go talk to it,

but the tall guy wouldn't let me.

We don't know where it was going,

but it just went on about its merry way.

By the time the tall guy could get his

phone out to take a picture, it was already

pretty far away.

(We don't know if the coyote is in the picture

above, but that's how far away it got

before the tall guy could get his camera phone out.)

So, if you look outside and see a coyote tonight,

please tell him that Jack said hello!

Thursday, February 16, 2012

February 16, 2012

You may notice...

there is no show named

"My Dog From Hell".

(This is a real show, btw).

That is because all dogs

are perfectly perfect all the time.

Exhibit A:

So sweet, they should call me Splenda!

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Here is the card I got for Valentine's Day yesterday! You would think that it was from Benny and Lily, but no, it was from the tall guy. (Actually I think that Benny and Lily are much more handsomer/beautifuler!).

I won't tell you what was on the inside, because it was all mushy and stuff.

And then I also got this card

from Zack, Sassy and Buddy at Dog Daze. Isn't that cool?

Oh and here is a note to Zack, Sassy and Buddy. Next time when you send candy inside the card, please tell the postman to make sure that it is delivered directly to me. By the time I got to read the card, there was no candy inside of it. Someone (who shall remain nameless but has a name that sounds like Small Fry) got to it first! But thank you so very much anyway. I'm sure it would have been delicious!