Saturday, February 6, 2016

February 7, 2016

What?


Am I not allowed to take a nap on the bed during the day?
Who made up those rules?

Monday, January 18, 2016

January 18, 2016

Cold weather makes me sleepy! 


It turned VERY cold, so the tall guy moved one of my beds outside on the porch so I wouldn't have to be on the cold cements and get some sun.  That way, I can get all the smells and see what's happening in the world without getting so cold on my belly during the day.  (I sleep in the house most of the time and especially at night.)

Or maybe he just wanted me out of the house so he wouldn't have to listen to my snoring while he's trying to watch teevees.  

I'll have to ask him during the next commercial.



Monday, January 4, 2016

January 4, 2015

Fish heads, fish heads, 
roly-poly fish heads


Fish heads, fish heads,
eat them up, YUM!

I was not allowed to eat these fish heads.
(Actually they aren't even real fishes,
but don't tell the tall guy that.)
I think the only fishes that I have ever eat
was some sammons.
The sammons were good and I would like to eat some more,
but the tall guy doesn't eat them very often.
He says they taste fishy.

Well, DUH!

 

Sunday, December 27, 2015

December 28, 2015

OH NOES!!! 


I guess our walk is gonna have to turn into a swim today!
(And I forgot to bring my swimming suit.)
 

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

December 24, 2015

Well he did it again....



Every year about this time, the tall guy brings a tree into the house
and puts all sorts of stuff on it.

Stuff that I'm not allowed to play with or even touch!


And there's not even any peanut butter in any of the packages.

Maybe there's a big non-peanut butter cookie
in one of the packages.

I guess I'll just have to wait and see!

Here's hoping you have a very merry Christmas.
And that you get all the peanut butter and cookies that you want!

Thursday, December 10, 2015

December 10, 2015

I think it is the Specific Ocean! 


And there were ducks here, but not now.
I have to be careful when I see ducks because I want to go
swimming with them but the tall guy says I can't.

Something about him not wanting to have to jump in 
the water and save me when the ducks attack me.

I asked him why they would attack me when I just
wanted to say hello and he said that's just the way ducks is.

Oh well.
Maybe the ducks in the Hotlantic Ocean will be nicer.
 

Tuesday, December 1, 2015

December 1, 2015

Pannycakes!


MMMMMMMMMMMMs

It has been a long time since I wrote about pannycakes, since it has been a long time since the tall guy has made any pannycakes.

He was going to make some on Sunday,
but then he found out that some relative of his
(I think her name was Aunt Jemimah)
had moved and so we could not have no pannycakes.

SO,
he went to the grocery store and evidently that was where
Aunt Jemimah had moved and asked her if she would
come back home with him and she did.

So this morning,
we had some pannycakes.  And they were delicious!
The tall guy had 3 big pannycakes
and I had 3 little pannycakes.
I did not get no syrup but that's ok.

You should have your peoples make you some
pannycakes for breakfast tomorrow.
Like at 4AM.
4AM is a good time for a pannycake breakfast!
And save one for me.