Tuesday, August 25, 2015

August 26, 2015

What i did on my birthday. 
by Jack 

I was all excited because I knew I was getting something special.

The tall guy always hides his hands behind his back when he's trying to hide something from me.

First he gave me a oatmeal box.
I was hoping that it would contain jewelry or an Apple watch,
but it was just a box.
But that's ok, because I got to tear it apart,
which is really fun.

Then he gave me my actual presents.  Please ignore the fact that they were wrapped in Christmas paper, because evidently I'm not good enough to get actual birthday paper and we have to just go with whatever the tall guy can find in the closet.
I'm lucky it wasn't wrapped in toilet paper.

FINALLY, I got to play with my new toys
(which I have not even destroyed yet!)

I got an elephants made out of rope
and another toy that I can pull apart
but it can be put back together.
(Please don't tell Madi, but I think it's supposed to be a cat.
We'll just pretend that it's a Frisbee with legs and a tail instead.) 
 The talll guy really likes the Frisbee leg-tail toy,
because when I pull it apart,
he can put it back together again.
He said it's stuck together with something called
I do not know what is VELCRO,
but evidently it's what keeps your legs and tail attached to your body.

So, all in all, I had a pretty good birthday.
 And here's hoping your VELCRO doesn't come loose
and cause you to lose your tail!

Saturday, August 22, 2015

August 23, 2015

Today is My BIRTHDAY!! 

A beautific card that I got from Nancy!

Looking for my presents.

Evidently today is my 7th birthday.
I was born on August 23, 2008.
At least that's what the tall guy tells me.
I really don't remember being born.

The tall guy wasn't there when I was born,
but evidently he had me all picked out
even before I was here.

He also said I might get some
presents sometime today.
Maybe I'll get a new car
or that new 75" tv he's been looking at
from Best Buy.

Don't tell him,
but I think being with the Tall Guy
is the best present of all!

I'll be back later this week to show you
what presents I got.

See you soon.


Wednesday, August 19, 2015

August 20, 2015


Somehow the world seems a little softer
when you're looking at it upside down.

Speaking of crazy,
the tall guy told me that I should be
expecting a surprise on Sunday.

I don't know what it is.

Knowing him, it's probably that he's gonna go to 
Hardee's to get a biscuit and gravy and not give me any.

But I'll let you know!

Thursday, August 13, 2015

August 14, 2015

We've been invaded by tiny elephants!

And footsballs!!

But mostly elephants.

Be on a lookout in your neighborhood.

Hide your peanuts!

Monday, August 3, 2015

August 4, 2015

Two Hot Dogs!

I have no idea why the tall guy got so excited when he saw this,
but he nearly wrecked the car! 

Good thing it was in a parking lot or else we would have run off the road.

And yes, it was HOT on my feets.  And no, it didn't smell like hot dogs.
Well, I might have smelled a little, but you know what I mean.

THEN, he was singing something about BALONEY all the way home.
And now I'm hungry.  Go figure.




Friday, July 31, 2015

August 1, 2015

I can't see!

It's always good to start reading even before you can!

Evidently I make a great bedtime story.
Or wakin'-up-in-the-morning story.
Or midday snack.


Tuesday, July 28, 2015

July 29, 2015

Perchance to dream...

I'm telling you.  It's been really hot here lately.
Too hot to do much of anything.

Fortunately, the tall guy insists that
we have conditioned air.
I do not know what is the difference between
conditioned air and regular air,
but I know that it feels a lot better when we come
inside after our walks.

The tall guy finally got his car back from being
fixed at the car place.
I hope they didn't fix it the same way
I was fixed when I was  little!
BUT, I haven't gotten to ride in it yet,
as the tall guy says he'd like to have just a FEW days
of car without being covered in dog fuzz again.
And after all the other stuff, he decided to buy
new tires AND a new battery.
I hope he still has enough money left to buy
my treats!
I'm not so sure he needed to get a battery anyway.
He's got lots of batteries in the flashlights we have.
He could've used one of those.
Oh well.  I better not complain
or he'll make me go outside in the hot!

Stay cool!