Wednesday, June 17, 2015

June 18, 2015

Who turned off the air conditioning?

For some reason, it turned VERY hot here a few days ago.  It got so hot that I don't even want to go on a long walk.  I'd rather go on a short walk and find somewhere in the shade to sit and take in the smells.

So, whoever it was that turned off the coolness,
would you please turn it back on?  I will tell the tall guy to send you some money to help pay your electrisical bill!

PS:  Don't forget about the Blogville Rodeo.
You still have time to send your pictures to the tall guy for the trick riding.  You can get the 4-1-1 here:

Tuesday, June 9, 2015

June 10, 2015

I smell something exciting!
(which is much better than when the tall guy says I smell frightening.)

Blogville is having a RODEO!!

And look-ee there!!

The tall guy and I have been put in charge of the trick writing.

So if you can do any special kind of writing, 
heck, even if you can write at all,
please send your ...
Are you sure?

I've just been informed by the tall guy that it's not trick WRITING,
it's trick RIDING!

Oh, well that makes more sense then.

So if you think you'd like to do this:

or this:

or even this:

make sure you get your pictures to the tall guy
by July 2, 2015
so you can be part of the trick RIDING event
at the Blogville Rodeo!

The tall guy said you can send your pictures to
and please put
"TRICK RIDING" as the subject of the email.

PS.  Maybe we can do the trick writing at the NEXT rodeo!!


Friday, May 29, 2015

May 30, 2015

I just wanted to help!

The plumb-er came to fix the drippy sink.  I think it has been drippy for like 3 months now, but for some reason the tall guy decided he needed to get it fixed TODAY!  So, he called the plumb-er.  I don't know why he didn't call the drip-er, but anyway.

I was all excited because I thought I was going to get to help and look what happened.  I got stuck outside.  For like 201 hours while the plumb-er was fixing the drip.  Actually it was like 10 minutes, but I COULD'VE been stuck outside if the plumb-er had taken a long time.
 I was going to hand him all the renches and screwdrivers and stuff, but no.  I was being a new-sense, so I had to go outside.  I could've come back inside through my dog window, but I know that when the tall guy gives me that LOOK, that it was better for me to stay outside for a while.

So now we have no drippy faucets, which is good so that we won't waste water.  Now if we can just get someone to come clean out all the leafs from the gutters, the tall guy will be happy!


Wednesday, May 27, 2015

May 27, 2015

He said he'd be back in a minute, and look...


Saturday, May 16, 2015

May 17, 2015

I think we've played enough now!

I told the tall guy that he probably should change the name of my blog to

"Not so Daily Dose of Jack", because he has gotten very bad about telling you about my adventures on here.  I remember when he used to write whole BOOKS
just about me.  But it's ok.  That just means that there is more time for us to go on walks and to play outside.  Especially now that the weather is so nice.
It hasn't even been really hot yet, except for a few days, so it means that we can stay outside more often.

We have had some loud thunderstorms, but those are usually at 3AM.  The tall guy LOVES getting up at 3AM and sitting with me until the storms go past.  He's pretty good about doing that and he doesn't even fuss.

Oh and another good thing is that I get to eat a new kind of foods.  The tall guy said that we both need to lose a few libbies.  I do not know what these LBS are, but evidently you aren't supposed to have too many of them.  So, the tall guy is eating more salats (BOO! - but sometimes he puts chicken on them - YAY Chicken!) and I'm eating food that is supposed to help me lose my weights.  So, if you find any weights when you are out walking, they might be mine, but that's ok, you can keep them.

I think all this got started when the tall guy went to his human vet and the vet was happy that he had lost 10 lbs (the tall guy - not the vet.  We don't know if the human vet lost any lbs).  But as long as I still get to eat 3 times a day, I guess I'll be ok.

Other than that, we are doing goods, even though the tall guy is sad that The Amazing Race is over for a while.  I am not allowed to talk during The Amazing Race.  I don't know why it's called Amazing as the people don't even have any dogs with them!  They should have to race around the world with their dog.  Now THAT would be AMAZING! :)


Sunday, May 3, 2015

May 4, 2015


I didn't know you needed that bowl.  
You should have said something!

Take me on a walk!

These trees are very beautifuls.

I'm sorry I eated your bowl.

Well, I really didn't eat it,
as much as deconstructed it.

Can we go back to the trees?


Tuesday, April 21, 2015

April 22, 2015

We are still here!

We did not get blowed away by the thunders or the lightnings or the tornado warnings or all the rains (but we did have to go hide in the closet for a couple of nights at 3AM because of the storms.  For some reason the tall guy is not a very pleasant person when I wake him up at 3AM to tell him that it is storming outside).

On the other hand,  the tall guy did find a brand new trail for us to walk on.  There were lots and lots of brand new smells for us to smell,
although, to be quite honest, I don't think the tall guy's nose is working very well.  He just walks by some of the best smells
and keeps on going.

He even went today and rode his bicycles on the new trail.  He said you can go for a long way on the path before it becomes too bumpy for the bicycles.  For some reason, I do not get to ride the bicycles.
I do not even HAVE a bicycles. 
Or any kind of cycles.

The tall guy said he would take me back on the trail sometime this week.  I hope so, because except for the rains and thunders and lightnings and tornados, it has been most beautific outside.
I even like to go sleep outside so I can catch some rays!

So, until the next thunderstorm,
I remain,
your friend Jack!