Wednesday, October 29, 2014

October 29, 2014





This is my tree now!


Well, it appears that I was a bit mistaken about what "paying off the mortgage" means.  Apparently, now everything belongs to me the tall guy.  That means that we the tall guy now owns the house and the grass and the sidewalk and the mailbox and even the weeds.  He said since I had been so good lately, that I could have my own tree.  I picked out this one since it was yellow like me. 

So if you come by, I will take you out back to see my tree.
But you might want to hurry as it is quickly going bald.  I think the squirrels are taking all the yellow leaves because they are so pretty!

Friday, October 24, 2014

October 24, 2014

Well, I guess it had to happen.
 

By the time you read this, I might be homeless.

The tall guy said he was tired of making house payments, so he's going to go to the bank next week and "pay off the mortgage".  I don't know what that means, but I'm pretty sure we will be out on the streets somewhere looking pitifuller and pitifuller.  He even went out to the fancy restaurant to celebrate.  Why he wants to celebrate us having to live outside, I don't even know.

I bet we won't even have no teevees to watch.  And you know how the tall guy gets when he can't watch The Amazing Race!

Oh well.

If you come back next week, I'll let you know how everything turns out.  

Your friend,
Jack

 

 


Saturday, October 18, 2014

October 18, 2014

I'll have to have a word with the chauffeur! 


It appears that my automotive accommodations have become a tad bit mussed.  We can't have that, now can we?

And my Hästens mattress seems to have flown the coop!  I'll have to see if he can find out what has happened with it as well.
 

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

October 15, 2014

Are you ready to go to bed? 

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No, thank you.  I'm just gonna stay up and watch tv for a little while longer.

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

October 8, 2014

Hey, wait a minute. 


How come there's no dogs on this thing?  I see rabbits and tigers and horses, but no dogs.

Maybe the tall guy will buy me a ticket and I can go ride.  Then there WILL be a dog on the merry-go-rounds!!


Monday, September 29, 2014

September 29, 2014

My first selfie! 


The tall guy felt bad that he went away last week and left me so he said we could go up on the mountain today.  It was a beautiful day and there were lots and lots of interesting smells to smell.  Evidently there was a dog show yesterday, but we didn't go because the tall guy had to go sing.

So, I borrowed the tall guy's new iPhone (which is almost as big as my head) and took my first selfie*.  Pretty cool, huh!

*  I may have had a little help, which is why you see the tall guy's elbow in the picture.  Also, I do not have any fingers.

 

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

September 24, 2014

Well, he did it again!
 

The tall guy went off for like 2 years* and left me all alone** without anything to eat or drink***.  Here you can see that I was so hungry****, I had to drink all the milk***** and eat the jug******.  He finally came back, without a fine how-do-you-do!*******

UPDATE:

I've been told (by the tall guy) that I might have tended to exaggerate just a little bit.  So here is what he wanted me to "fix":

*  One night

**  There was actually someone here with me, but they didn't know how to turn on the tv and I missed my programs, so it didn't count.

***  I might have actually not missed any meals, but I was still hungry.

****  See above.  I was still hungry.

***** I'm not allowed to drink milk.

******  I didn't really eat the jug.  I just like to chew on bottles until someone takes them away from me.

******* I have no idea what it is a 'how-do-you-do'.  But I know I didn't get one when the tall guy came back home!