I have never before seen grapes that grew on a tree. Up until now, I have only seen the kind of grapes that grow in a plastic bag from the grocery store. Which I am not allowed to have even one, even if it drops on the floor and no one else wants it.
We saw these out on our walk this morning. I think we had not seen them before because of all the leaves on the trees. Have you ever seen a grape tree when you were out walking?
Well, it appears that I was a bit mistaken about what "paying off the mortgage" means. Apparently, now everything belongs to me the tall guy. That means that wethe tall guy now owns the house and the grass and the sidewalk and the mailbox and even the weeds. He said since I had been so good lately, that I could have my own tree. I picked out this one since it was yellow like me.
So if you come by, I will take you out back to see my tree. But you might want to hurry as it is quickly going bald. I think the squirrels are taking all the yellow leaves because they are so pretty!
By the time you read this, I might be homeless. The tall guy said he was tired of making house payments, so he's going to go to the bank next week and "pay off the mortgage". I don't know what that means, but I'm pretty sure we will be out on the streets somewhere looking pitifuller and pitifuller. He even went out to the fancy restaurant to celebrate. Why he wants to celebrate us having to live outside, I don't even know.
I bet we won't even have no teevees to watch. And you know how the tall guy gets when he can't watch The Amazing Race!
If you come back next week, I'll let you know how everything turns out.