November 27, 2009

Yes, it was horrible!!

As you can see below,
when the tall guy was gone on his 'VACATION',
I had to resort to eating sticks!

The person watching me would only feed me like 2 times a day
and hardly gave me any daily snacks at all
(only like 2 or 3 cookies and some apples and carrots!)
I'm surprised I didn't waste away to nothing!!!

AND THEN,
to add insult to injury,
I snuck on the tall guy's computer last night,
and what did I find?

PUPPIES AT THE GRAND CANYON!

So, do not believe your peoples when they tell you
that puppies can not go to the Grand Canyon.
Someone owes me a VACATION!

Notes from the tall guy:

1) Yes, puppies (and dogs - I'm not sure about cats) are allowed at the Grand Canyon BUT, they can not stay in the rooms at the Grand Canyon. They have to stay in a kennel. Jack would not like a kennel. And the people who would have had to take care of Jack in the kennel would not like Jack in the kennel either!

2) I am only putting up one picture of the Grand Canyon. If you have seen the Grand Canyon, you know that most pictures do not do it justice. And if you HAVEN'T seen the Grand Canyon, just know that most pictures do not do it justice!


3) Here is a picture of a stream we passed on the way into Sedona. If you ever go to Sedona from the Grand Canyon, make sure you take Highway 89A to Sedona instead of Interstate 17. It is truly a wonderful drive.


4) This is NOT the Grand Canyon. This is a picture of a chapel in Sedona. It is built high on the side of one of the hills. It is pretty unique. And yes, the rocks really are that red. Evidently, there is a lot of iron in the rocks which give them that color!

Unfortunately, someone has built a HUGE (and I do mean HUGE) house near the chapel. The funny thing is that if you Google 'ugly house in Sedona', THIS is what comes up!

November 26, 2009

Things I did NOT get to do
while the tall guy was on vacation

I did NOT get to play goalie for the São Paulo Futebol Clube of Brazil!

Things I DID get to do
while the tall guy was on vacation

He didn't like the ending anyway!

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Here's wishing your family a very
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

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November 25, 2009

HURRAY! He's finally back!!

I did my happy butt dance for like 45 minutes when he FINALLY decided to come back.
I was so excited to see the tall guy, I forgot to ask him if he brought me anything.
Can you guess what he brought me?

And here is a VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE!!
If your person asks if you want to watch a slide show of their vacation pictures,
the answer is NO THANK YOU!
Unless of course you have nothing to do for like 800 hours.
And if you fall asleep during the slide show,
you will have to watch it
ALL OVER AGAIN
just in case you missed something.

So, here's a saying to help you remember:
If there's a slide show you must see,
Before it starts, make sure you pee!
And when the lights get turned down low,
That's a signal for you to GO!

Note from the tall guy: It wasn't 800 hours. Besides, 2392 pictures can't do full justice to the GRAND CANYON/SEDONA. Each picture tells a story, or there's a story you have to tell with each picture, or something like that.

November 24, 2009

This is NOT the Graham Canyon!

These are some of the mountains out near the puppy park, where the tall guy COULD take me if he was back home!

But he's not. He said he would be home when the numbers on the stove said 12:00. I know what a 1 is and a 2 is and a 0 is, but I don't know what number the : is. So for all I know that might be like a million 'be right backs'!

So, here's my plan. I took a picture of me looking pitiful because I don't have anyone to play ball with. Then I am going to put it on my blog so the tall guy will see it and rush home. I'll let you know if it works!

Me, looking pitiful!

P.S. The tall guy said he was at the GRAHAM CANYON with his sister. I didn't even know he HAD a sister. What other secrets is he keeping from me?

November 23, 2009

Some sorta good news.

Well, I would like to thank everyone who helped me look for the tall guy. He FINALLY called and told me where he was. He said he was on vacation at a placed called the GRAHAM CANYON. I did not know what a GRAHAM CANYON is, so I looked it up online.

(Oops, I think he may be confused. He's probably at the GRAND Canyon.) Well, it seems that a canyon is like a really big hole in the ground. So, I decided that if he is in a hole, I had better go find him.

Nope, no tall guy!

He said he would be back home tomorrow. Well, tomorrow sounds like a long long time! I want him to be back home now! So, if you see him at the GRAND GRAHAM CANYON, would you please tell him to get his butt back home? (And you can use those exact words!!) I need to talk to him about this vacation stuff!

November 22, 2009

Have you seen my tall guy?

He left yesterday afternoon and told me he would be right back! BUT, he took some extra clothes with him in a box with wheels on it. And then he didn't come right back! I have someone here watching me, so I'm not alone, but I sure would like to know why the tall guy went somewhere and didn't take me! So if you see him, please tell him to call me and let me know where he is. I don't have a phone, but it doesn't matter!

I found this picture of him so you will recognize him if you see him.

That's him on the right.

November 21, 2009

Air Kisses

Mwah! Mwah!

And you'll need one of these whenever you have to go.
No, not when you have to go home,
you know, when you have to GO!

I told the tall guy to put this picture on here
just because I thought it was a pretty color.
It is called a bougainvillea and it out in front of our house.
He said if he didn't keep it cut back it would take over the house.
You are not allowed to eat it though.