Wednesday, September 30, 2015

September 30, 2015

Well, the tall guy was right! 

The sun has been covered up with clouds for about a week now and it has rained a little almost every day.  All the leefs are falling out of the trees, except for the pine leefs.  They just stick on the tree.  The pine combs, however, have fallen all over the yard.  One word of advice:  do not try to eat the pine combs, because if you do, your mouth will soon be sorry.  And I'd hate to think of what your other end would feel like if you actually DID eat one.


Wednesday, September 23, 2015

September 23, 2015

Bye bye sun! 

Evidently the summer is leaving,
so I decided to go get one more good roll outside
while it is still warm.

I like it when it gets cooler,
but sometimes you just need
to get some sun on your belly,
so you won't look so pasty.

(Either that or I had an itch that the tall guy
forgot to scratch!)

Wednesday, September 2, 2015

September 3, 2015

Ain't no bottle top gonna stop me!

Well since I can't crew on the rain gutter spout, I gotta chew on something.

PS.  Please ignore the chewed-up rain gutter spout in the background.  Thank you.

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

August 26, 2015

What i did on my birthday. 
by Jack 

I was all excited because I knew I was getting something special.

The tall guy always hides his hands behind his back when he's trying to hide something from me.

First he gave me a oatmeal box.
I was hoping that it would contain jewelry or an Apple watch,
but it was just a box.
But that's ok, because I got to tear it apart,
which is really fun.

Then he gave me my actual presents.  Please ignore the fact that they were wrapped in Christmas paper, because evidently I'm not good enough to get actual birthday paper and we have to just go with whatever the tall guy can find in the closet.
I'm lucky it wasn't wrapped in toilet paper.

FINALLY, I got to play with my new toys
(which I have not even destroyed yet!)

I got an elephants made out of rope
and another toy that I can pull apart
but it can be put back together.
(Please don't tell Madi, but I think it's supposed to be a cat.
We'll just pretend that it's a Frisbee with legs and a tail instead.) 
 The talll guy really likes the Frisbee leg-tail toy,
because when I pull it apart,
he can put it back together again.
He said it's stuck together with something called
I do not know what is VELCRO,
but evidently it's what keeps your legs and tail attached to your body.

So, all in all, I had a pretty good birthday.
 And here's hoping your VELCRO doesn't come loose
and cause you to lose your tail!

Saturday, August 22, 2015

August 23, 2015

Today is My BIRTHDAY!! 

A beautific card that I got from Nancy!

Looking for my presents.

Evidently today is my 7th birthday.
I was born on August 23, 2008.
At least that's what the tall guy tells me.
I really don't remember being born.

The tall guy wasn't there when I was born,
but evidently he had me all picked out
even before I was here.

He also said I might get some
presents sometime today.
Maybe I'll get a new car
or that new 75" tv he's been looking at
from Best Buy.

Don't tell him,
but I think being with the Tall Guy
is the best present of all!

I'll be back later this week to show you
what presents I got.

See you soon.


Wednesday, August 19, 2015

August 20, 2015


Somehow the world seems a little softer
when you're looking at it upside down.

Speaking of crazy,
the tall guy told me that I should be
expecting a surprise on Sunday.

I don't know what it is.

Knowing him, it's probably that he's gonna go to 
Hardee's to get a biscuit and gravy and not give me any.

But I'll let you know!

Thursday, August 13, 2015

August 14, 2015

We've been invaded by tiny elephants!

And footsballs!!

But mostly elephants.

Be on a lookout in your neighborhood.

Hide your peanuts!