Wouldn't it be nice to have a place where you can go and play with peoples? It's nice being able to play with lots of different dogs, but sometimes you just need that extra feeling you get when you're with a bunch of people and everyone is paying attention to you and petting you and scratching your butt and telling you what a good boy you are.
I think they should open up a people park right next door to the dog park. That way, if you felt like playing with people, you could go inside the fence and there would be a bunch of people running around and throwing balls and Fribsees and just in general 'acting a fool' as the TG would say.
Although I think we might have to draw the line with the sniffing thing. That's not a pretty picture no matter how you look at it!