Evidently my front half decided to get off the couch, but my back half decided it liked it just fine where it was. So, I just stayed this way for a minute until the tall guy looked at me and asked me what I was doing.
I have not got to go do the swimmings in like 50 years. Well, except for the little round pool at my house, but that doesn't count because my feet touch the bottom.
The tall guy has started going to do the swimmings every day! He is going to some place called a Jim. I don't even know who this Jim is. But, the tall guys says that dogs are not allowed there. Well, that Jim must not be a very nice person if he doesn't like dogs.
So, if you are going to do the swimmings with your family, would you please stop by and let me go with you? I will bring some carrots and some cookies for us to eat after we do the swimmings. And I have my own towel.
Evidently I am not allowed to go outside until the tall guy puts something called sunscream on my nose. I don't know why he does it, because I just lick it off right after he puts it on. And it doesn't taste like bacon, let me tell you.
I don't even think it is sunscream for dogs because there is a picture of a baby on the bottle.
I don't imagine that the babies would like the taste if they licked it off of their noses either!
Oh well! It's just another one of those things that the tall guy does that I'll never understand!