Friday, January 21, 2011

January 21, 2011

I'll just be over here
out of the way
for a while


It seems that someone went to the Costcos and bought some new towels to replace the ones that had somehow developed chew holes in them.

And then someone left them on the counter while he went to finish unloading the car.

And then SOMEHOW one of the new towels just happened to end up on the floor.

So I just HAPPENED to be LOOKING at it when SOMEONE came back in the house and pitched a hissy fit.

So, I'm just gonna go sit over here by myself for a while.

(Oh, and the tall guy said to tell you he's almost finished with the first chapter of his....er.... my book. It's all about the first day I came to live with him. So, if he does one chapter for every day - James Michener eat your heart out!)

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27 comments:

  1. georgia little peaJanuary 21, 2011 at 12:23 AM

    Dear Jack, I happen to know that it's NEVER the dog that did it. It's ALWAYS the butler. So don't worry, everything's going to be okay. Have a lovely weekend :)

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  2. Mary LouJanuary 21, 2011 at 12:39 AM

    GREAT about the book. NOT SO GREAT about the towel but I bet it was all fluffy and nice while it lasted.

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  3. ScooterJanuary 21, 2011 at 1:08 AM

    Awww..Jack
    You look sad just laying there all by yourselfs!! You cant help it that that ole towel just hopped right to the floor!! just cant trust those ole towels anyways!!

    wags
    jazzi

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  4. The Ladies of Beaglebratz ManorJanuary 21, 2011 at 1:18 AM

    Shiloh here - poooooooooooor Jack - u look sad. Butt u got that look down real good - I uze it all the time on mom when she thinkz I swiped sumthin'off the counter; shood b werth at least 87 treatz. An'it tellz the Tall
    Guy that u r really sorry fer the towel b-havin'so badly.

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  5. Jed and Abby in MerryLandJanuary 21, 2011 at 2:20 AM

    What do you mean, Michener? Sounds like the TG is going to give Tolstoy a run for his money. Mazel tov on the first chapter; we bet that's the hardest one.

    We're sorry TG carelessly threw the new towels in a way that led to their inevitable tumbling to the ground while you were out of the room. What kind of labraguard would you be if you hadn't gone in to investigate the strange noise?

    Jed & Abby

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  6. AngusJanuary 21, 2011 at 3:47 AM

    Somehow, someone. There'll soon be a Jack special on Boston Legal.

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  7. Arran, Arthur and MumJanuary 21, 2011 at 6:22 AM

    oh dear. Just for looking at it? I think you should get a lawyer.
    ~lickies, Ludo

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  8. NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog!January 21, 2011 at 6:38 AM

    Maybe his next book khan be all about the sekhret life of towels...

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra

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  9. My Mind's EyeJanuary 21, 2011 at 7:24 AM

    MOL Jack....you need to remind TG the floor is your domain. Anything on the floor is yours!!!

    Great news on the first Chapter of the Wonderful Book on Jack!!!! Thanks for the update!!! And tell TG to get cracking on Chapter 2!!!

    Happy Weekend,
    Madi and Mom

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  10. Christmas-etc...January 21, 2011 at 9:23 AM

    Oh Jack...those towels!! (Doesn't Tall Guy know how much more special they are with doggie holes in them?!)

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  11. ChristineJanuary 21, 2011 at 9:27 AM

    Please reserve a copy of said book for me when it's published. Of course, I'll expect a signed autographed copy with your paw.

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  12. WyattJanuary 21, 2011 at 10:34 AM

    Jack-
    That's going to be some book...not sure our kindle will have enough space for it!! :)
    Will it have pictures of your cute self?
    How's the screenplay coming along? You might have to tighten up the story or it will be a 10 hour movie (maybe a mini-series!)That might be good!

    Wyatt

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  13. brookeJanuary 21, 2011 at 12:34 PM

    I bet that towel just wasnt placed securely on the counter and fell off on its own. How could you be to blame? Look at that face! :)

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  14. Golden Daily ScoopJanuary 21, 2011 at 1:34 PM

    Jack, you either need to get a brother or sister...better yet get a cat! Everything gets blamed on the cat! Good luck!

    Miley and Maggie

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  15. Country GirlJanuary 21, 2011 at 2:47 PM

    Naughty Jack. I would have pitched a fit too. And then wrote about it, telling the world what a naughty boy you are.
    But you beat me to it.

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  16. RemingtonJanuary 21, 2011 at 3:41 PM

    Nice to hear you are helping the Tall Guy....Congrats to the Tall Guy on the first chapter! Can't wait to read it!

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  17. ChesterJanuary 21, 2011 at 3:48 PM

    Puhleeze excuse my language when I say:

    #*%!@#! towels!!!! They like to cause trouble at my house too, along with socks and miscellaneous paper products. Hopefully the corner will behave while you're spendin' time in it.

    The Tall Guy should be in a good mood though since he is well on his way to a best seller.

    Woofs and sellable slobbers,
    Chester ;0=)

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  18. LorenzaJanuary 21, 2011 at 9:23 PM

    Oh-Oh!
    Hmmm.... I guess it will be better if you keep a low profile for a while...
    Congratulations on the first chapter!
    Kisses and hugs
    Lorenza

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  19. rottroverJanuary 22, 2011 at 1:36 PM

    Well he has to wash the new towels before he uses them anyway. Sheesh. Humans are so prissy with their stuff. Hang in there, Jack.

    -Gizmo, Bart and Ruby

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  20. Augie and Ti's momJanuary 22, 2011 at 6:42 PM

    So TG teases you with towels that fall *all by themselves*... and then blames YOU? Shameful.

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  21. TracyJanuary 23, 2011 at 7:32 PM

    Oh jack, it'll be okay...you just need to apologize and give him those sad puppy dog eyes; it works everytime!

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  22. Those Elgin PugsJanuary 23, 2011 at 9:25 PM

    'da book sounds cool!!
    and Jack.. don't worry about 'dat towls.. tinks could be worse.. you could've peed on 'dem right?? hee hee

    Tell Tall guy at least yous chewed on dems...

    hugs,
    Josie

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  23. Infrequent FlyersJanuary 24, 2011 at 10:00 AM

    Jack, that's a good way for humans to learn to pick up their towels. You're doing a great job.

    Can't wait to read your first chapter, TG!!

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  24. Sue M.January 24, 2011 at 5:14 PM

    If SOMEONE had bought better quality towels it would have been IMPOSSIBLE to chew holes in them and
    this wouldn't have happened! (So it wasn't your fault after all!) LOL. Cute pic.

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  25. 1000 GoldensJanuary 24, 2011 at 8:05 PM

    Jack, how's a guy to know whether the towels were for you or not? It makes perfect sense to me. Clearly the book writing stress is getting to the Tall Guy!

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  26. AnonymousJanuary 24, 2011 at 11:57 PM

    Hey Jack, I am doing a blog project for school and one of our requirements is to follow a blog and analyze it, I wanted to let you know that I chose your blog because I love dogs and I also have one named Jack :) so tell the tall guy he did a good job in picking your name.

    p.s my jack likes shoes, you should try those, they may taste better than towels, especially leather ones :p

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  27. Natural Dog SupplementsJanuary 26, 2011 at 12:04 AM

    It's good to know that your Book would be completed soon. But not so good about the towels

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