Things I Do Not Know If I Even Like...
...cause I have never had none:
• Cinnamon Graham Crackers
• Onions
• Chickens Alfredos
• Breyer's Ice Cream
• Tomato Soup
• Caramels
• Grapes
• Progresso Light Zesty Southwestern-Style
Vegetable Soup
• Pepsies
• Horizon Organic Fat Free Milk
It appears that someone makes up his
shopping list by figuring out things
that I'm not allowed to eat
and then that's what he buys.
Because if you will notice,
there are no Frosty Paws
or delicious Pepperoni Pizzas
on that list!
As Sassy would say:
Just sayin'
• Cinnamon Graham Crackers
• Onions
• Chickens Alfredos
• Breyer's Ice Cream
• Tomato Soup
• Caramels
• Grapes
• Progresso Light Zesty Southwestern-Style
Vegetable Soup
• Pepsies
• Horizon Organic Fat Free Milk
It appears that someone makes up his
shopping list by figuring out things
that I'm not allowed to eat
and then that's what he buys.
Because if you will notice,
there are no Frosty Paws
or delicious Pepperoni Pizzas
on that list!
As Sassy would say:
Just sayin'
Isn't he just SO khlever -
ReplyDeleteAnd thinkin' he's the boss of woo -
As if!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Stay away from that list, Jack! Sounds like a prescription to a tummy ache!
ReplyDeleteEdward's home! And doing well!!!
Blessings!
Ann
That shouldnt even be allowed!! But dont worry, I havent had anything on that list either and I am thinkin..if they can have it why cant we?? just sayin.... BOL
ReplyDeletewags
Jazzi and Addy
That's a sad list if ever I saw, Jack! But here's what ya do: when he goes to bed and starts rattlin' the windows, get yourself a piece of paper-same size and all-and then write what YOU want to eat. He'll never notice. In fact, he'll be super excited to see big ol' steaks and tators and pizzas and frosty paws. You're only limited by your imaginations, so be creative!
ReplyDeleteWoofs and creative slobbers,
Chester ;0=)
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MOL Jack!!! We love your picture today!!
ReplyDeleteShame on TG he needs to go back to kindergarten for a refresher course in 'sharing 101' with others. Come to think of it Mom needs a refresher course too.
Trust me there is fuzz in our house....and I cannot tell you how many pictures have been deleted because they showed fuzz. MOL
Happy 3 Tuesday,
Madi
Hmmmmm....a belly ache waitin' to happen. Where's da beef?
ReplyDeleteDa nerve of TG, I am callin' da Arizona SPCA right now! ;)
ReplyDeleteWoofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae
Don't have onions! They are poisonous to us. What, where's your list?
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
At least he goes to da grocery store...unllike others in my household.
ReplyDeleteCan you ask da TG to add Cheetos? Thanks! I am starvin'!
Puddles
I'm watching the tree guys throw branches into the gas powered mulchinator (which always makes me think of my friend Jack). That grocery list is suspect, but I think Jack could handle most of it (stay away from grapes and chocolate). TG gets some credit for protecting his food source.
ReplyDeleteWe havn't had anything on the list either. Now that the human is not looking over my shoulder, caramels are yummy and we get a little Ice cream regularly.
ReplyDeleteBut you are doing the right thing by not admiting to table surfing. Keep them guessing.
Mogley G. Retriever
I think the Tall Guy should at least let you try some vanilla ice cream! :)
ReplyDeleteI also detect a lack of cheese on the list Jack. Not funny TG. Not funny.
ReplyDeleteHmmm.... interesting list.... but not for you!
ReplyDeleteVeggie soup and ice cream.... yummy!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Ohhh, we've tasted the Progresso Southwest soup.
ReplyDeleteThat's some good stuff!
Rama's been cooking for us lately...we'll see how long that lasts! :)
Zack, Sas, and Bud
That just doesn't even seem right. I think you should go on strike. Or refuse to be the subject of any more books until this situation is remedied.
ReplyDeleteThis sounds like another diabolical plot by those humans to starve us!
ReplyDeleteSam
Wow, Jack, TG sure doesn't eat much, judging from the length of his shopping list. I could "woof" that down in one sitting. And it sure doesn't have one, not one single thang, a Jack could eat, (should eat.) I'm sure Tootie would agree, as she picks out the kibbles and leaves the bits.
ReplyDeleteLiz
Hmm, looks like TG forgot a few things, like peanut butter and huge hunks of meat. What do you think is the matter with him?
ReplyDeleteStay away from the grapes Jack! I have CRF because of those grapes.
ReplyDeleteOne of the yellow boys,
Fred