There are some rules one should follow if one wishes to get the best night's sleep. We will start with a few of the basics.
1. Take up as much of the bed as possible. Why should you be uncomfortable just so someone else can sleep where you want to be?
2. Make sure you're on the side of the bed that is where your peoples sleep. That way they will understand that it's your bed too.
3. At least one part of your body needs to be hanging off the bed. That way your peoples will feel sorry for you and get a bigger bed, even if they already have a California King.
4. Make sure you shed a lot of hair. That way they will have to put down extra stuff for you to sleep on so that your hair will not get all over the bed. Remember, the more stuff you can sleep on, the softer the bed will be! So what if it doesn't match the rest of the bed. Who do they think you are? Martha Stewart?
And there you have just a few of the Rules for Sleeping that we follow in our household. Tune in next time for our crash course in Advanced Napping! Until then, sweet dreams!