It's time to play
VACUUM THE DOG!
The amazing new game show where you,
the dog, get vacuumed!
The best part is,
And you get to watch all your fuzz
go round and round in the vacuum!
The tall guy LOVES to play this game.
He says I got more hair on my butt
that most dogs have on their whole body.
He also says some other things
that I'm not allowed to type,
but it's usually when he finds
a big pile of hair somewhere.
Come to think of it,
how do I know it's not HIS hair?
I'll have to ask him about that sometime.