It has come to my attention...
that some people are putting up statues of children playing and not including a dog as part of the statue.
Well, needless to say, I was smacked in the gob when I heard this.
I will gladly come to your house and be a part of your statuary if you have something good to eat.
You may see a sample of my statue-ness above.
Actually, on second thought, it might look as if I have chased all those children up a tree.
Perhaps we should discuss this with the sculptor.
I'll get back with you!