I think I'll start with the opening of my package from Spencer (from the doggy bloggy exchange):
Hmmm, this box is rather secure!!
Wow, look at all of this neat stuff!!
Maybe if I hurry, I can eat the green ball before the tall guy takes it away from me!
(Just kidding - it was squishy and I was trying to get the tall guy to take it away so he could throw it to me.)
Thank you so much for the cool presents Spencer!
I guess that's about it.
Have a great New Year's.
You want to hear about the bullets?
Ok, but if I tell you, we must never speak of them again,
as I don't come off looking too well in the story.
It seems that the tall guy got a new set of
speakers for his tv.
These speakers go in behind you so that when you watch the tv, it sounds like things are happening BEHIND YOU!
Well, he was watching a movie on the teevees
when all of a sudden,
I'm lying on the floor and I hear two gunshots.
I jump up to see what's going on
and it turns out that it's just the sound
from the movie that the tall guy is watching
coming out of the speakers behind me.
He thought it was pretty funny.
Needless to say, we had a discussion afterwards.
Have a great New Years!