Don't forget about the Blogville Rodeo
coming up on July 9th!
Maybe there will be a prize for the fastest toy de-stuffer!
Or "The most happy smile after pulling out the fuzz from a brand new toy" trophy.
Or the "Most stuff left on the lawn for the tall guy to have to pick up before he can mow the grass" award.
Or a "Just bypass the store and give me a $10 bill to chew up instead" ribbon.
How about a "Let's find out what is REALLY inside a pink unicorn" medal?
Come on. I gotta win something!