Grass? What grass? I haven't been eating any grass. I don't know how that grass got in my mouth. Maybe some other dog came by and put it there.
Why would I be eating grass when I've got $200.00 an ounce dog food?
Nope, not me.
Besides, if you didn't want me to eat grass, why did you put it down here where I could get it?
:) $200 an ounce?!?! Did you leave Jack to someone in your will? Who's next in line for the throne? I had a friend with turtles that had them willed to someone...
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