Thursday, June 3, 2010

June 3, 2010

Come spend the day at
Jack's Puppy Spa and Bait Shop

Come for a relaxing visit to Jack's Puppy Spa and Bait Shop!
We cater to only the most discriminating canine clients!

At most spas, you can relax BY the pool.
At Jack's Puppy Spa and Bait Shop,
you can relax IN the pool!

Be waited on hand and paw...er...paw and paw by the Tall Guy,
who will bring you cookies and ice any time day or night!

Are you tired of chasing balls?
Worn out from digging holes?
Just need a break from the every day stresses
of being a puppy?

Then Jack's Day Spa and Bait Shop is for you!
Call today and receive a free bowl of water with your visit!

Oh and the tall guy said he wanted you to see this.
http://dreamdogpark.wagworld.com/
Something about winning half a million dollars for your dog park.
I'm going to go get a massage now.


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27 comments:

  1. Gizzy's MomJune 3, 2010 at 12:16 AM

    Wait. Is there any water in that pool?

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  2. NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog!June 3, 2010 at 12:24 AM

    There was no water bekhause woo are in AZ and it already vapourised from the heat!

    It looks like a pawesome place to spend time BUT I hope woo have your sunskhreen!

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra & Khousin Merdie

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  3. Ms. ~KJune 3, 2010 at 12:51 AM

    Is that pool large enough for a party of 3 Labs?
    We'd like to order extra ice please.
    Licks and sniffs,
    Zack, Sassy and Buddy

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  4. AngusJune 3, 2010 at 3:10 AM

    Your very own swimming pool without water - that's the best of both worlds and fits right in with canine logic.

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  5. UnknownJune 3, 2010 at 3:30 AM

    Oh Jack!do book a slot for us and let us know when we can get exclusive previleges!
    and our fav flavours for ice-cream are mango and vanilla.
    are humans allowed, btw? can we bring our mummy and daddy? we promise they will relax BY the pool and not try to jump in!

    wags,
    Buddy n Ginger

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  6. 3 doxiesJune 3, 2010 at 5:17 AM

    I'm ooooon my waaaay...do you mind fluffing my pillows? Oh and leave a milk bone on pillow too.
    Puddles

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  7. D.K. WallJune 3, 2010 at 6:26 AM

    Uh, Jack, you are missing something really, really important in that pool. It feels amazingly better with water (and ice) in it. Did you read the instruction manual?

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  8. Augie and Ti's momJune 3, 2010 at 6:31 AM

    Jack, you've been GYPPED!!

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  9. My Mind's EyeJune 3, 2010 at 7:36 AM

    Jack,
    Water is not my friend but I would love to possibly seek employment at your spa so if you see a need for one Diva Kitty keep me, Madi, in mind. You might find you need a someone to keep the pesky birds from using your pool as a bird bath...if you do I'm your go to girl.
    Madi

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  10. central bark designsJune 3, 2010 at 7:46 AM

    Can I use my Starwood points at this resort? I'd like to make a reservation asap - however I prefer my spas WITH WATER! Can you get TG on that right away please - Abbey

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  11. DexterJune 3, 2010 at 7:49 AM

    Doesn't the whirlpool typically have actual water in it?

    Slobbers,
    Mango

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  12. UnknownJune 3, 2010 at 7:59 AM

    No water, no towels, no drinks, no hot babes?????? I think you better speak with TG, Jack!!! And soon!

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  13. ChesterJune 3, 2010 at 9:12 AM

    I hope it's not too late to make an appointment!!! Just give me a minute to get Mom's piece of plastic. I feel the stress meltin' away already!

    Woofs and relaxed slobbers,
    Chester ;0=)

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  14. RemingtonJune 3, 2010 at 10:07 AM

    I will be calling for reservations soon! I really need a vacation after all this "baby watching" I have been doing....

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  15. Maggie Mae and MaxJune 3, 2010 at 11:15 AM

    Hi Jack,

    Great pool but it must be really hot in Arizona cuz all your water has evaporated!

    Woofs and Licks,

    Maggie Mae

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  16. brookeJune 3, 2010 at 12:41 PM

    Um Jack... there's no water in your pool!

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  17. RILEY AND STAR MY MALTESEKIDSJune 3, 2010 at 1:35 PM

    Hi Jack,

    We'll be right over! Do you know how to make Pina Coladas? Just asking!

    Luv,
    Riley and Star.

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  18. Gail WilsonJune 3, 2010 at 1:41 PM

    Hey JackDaddy...tell Tall Guy that you need more water in that spa pool!!! I would love to visit your spa someday!! Hugs and wags, Mistaya

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  19. Mogley G. RetrieverJune 3, 2010 at 2:21 PM

    Dude, you got a pool!
    Now you need to start requesting water.
    Then you can splash the camera dog and show us all those Lab Water excercises.

    Mogley G. Retriever

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  20. Mary LouJune 3, 2010 at 3:22 PM

    Thanks for your comment..You don't have to take good photos, you have a dog and you're funny. I don't and I'm not so the pressure is on!

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  21. ErinJune 3, 2010 at 3:23 PM

    What kind of spa is dat wit no water?!?!?!
    ~Texas!

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  22. Nika + PARKERJune 3, 2010 at 3:42 PM

    OK OK so Mom has been saying I would get one of those things - the bucket you are laying in. We have a REAL pool, but I don't like it. How come there is no water in yours though - I think i'd like it like that too...NO WATER : ) who says I need to like water just because i'm a Lab!

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  23. The Adventures of the LLB GangJune 3, 2010 at 5:11 PM

    I think that is the BESTEST spa ever Jack...we don't like water either so a "no bath" spa is our favorite...Can we get a massage too??

    Smileys & Snuggles!
    Dory, Bilbo and Jacob

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  24. kissa-bullJune 3, 2010 at 7:23 PM

    sounds like too much fun we are on our way
    we totally make the best butt bubbles in the water
    tee hee

    pibble sugars and wee wiggles
    the pittie pack

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  25. 1000 GoldensJune 3, 2010 at 8:38 PM

    Count me in Jack :) I'm off to check out the dream dog park now...

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  26. AnonymousJune 3, 2010 at 9:56 PM

    Don't make me chase you around the poo' with your champagne! BOL I'm getting a massage later, a real massage.
    Twink!

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  27. ScarlettJune 5, 2010 at 6:24 AM

    Sounds super fun! I want to join in this fun!

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