It has been brought to my attention that I do not have any water in my pool. I was unaware that one of the preconditions for having a 'pool' is that there should be water in it. A certain tall someone (who shall remain nameless) has evidently decided that I am not worth the .04¢ that it would take to put water in my so-called 'pool'. So, now I feel a bit foolish, as I was basically lounging around in a big plastic bowl, much like a giant Cheerio before you put in the milk.
With this in mind, I shall have a discussion with a certain tall someone regarding the water situation at the Jack Day Spa and Bait Shop. Thank you.
Come to think of it, I don't think I've seen any bait around here either. Something decidedly non-fishy is going on here.
(Note from the tall guy: Yes, many of the observant readers noticed that there is no water in Jack's pool. The reason that there is no water in the pool is that today is Jack's flea and tick medicine day and I do not like for him to get wet right before or right after he will get 'prevented'. Actually, don't tell him, but we're headed to the lake one day next week. But shhhh, it's a surprise!)