April 12, 2011

I've got a secret!

I don't always sit still for my pictures!!
There.  I said it!
Surely you didn't think I would leave that ball there without tasting it did you?

On a happier note,
thank you for buying my book

so that we can help Khyra's mom!

We've got 3 days

of the Drive-a-thon left!!

Jack, what ARE you talking about?

Most of you know Khyra

 

and Khyra's mom

and you know what an amazing job

she does helping dogs

and puppies get to their new

forever homes.

So, I asked the tall guy

and he said that he would give

$1.00 for every book he sells

this week to say

"Thank you, Khyra and Khyra's mom!"

to help them buy gas for their transports.

(I told him that it might be better

if they bought gas for their car,

but he just gave me the stink-eye!)

So, if a million people buy my book,

we can give them a million dollars!

Since most of you have already got a copy,

please tell your bloggy friends, neighbors,

and in-laws to go get a copy.

They don't even have to read it,

(although I think they will like it if they do)!

PS: Khrya's mom is not really a car.

PPS:  Some of you have asked about

a hard copy of my book.

Unfortunately, we are gived and sold-ed out

of them.  And since they cost SO much

to print, we will have to wait a while

until 1) I get offered a movie deal or

2) the Ellen show calls and we get

to go talk to her which will help us

sell 40 gazillion copies.  So if anyone

knows Ellen, please tell her that

we are waiting by the phone

for her people to call my people...

er... person...uh.. the Tall Guy!

PPPS:  Angus said I was more

of a Jon Stewart type of guy.

I don't think he's ever had

any dogs on his show.

So, if you know Jon Stewart,

tell him that I'm waiting for his call!

Or Stephen Colbert will do too! :)