Monday, October 31, 2011

October 31, 2011


It's not much of a costume, but then again,
I don't get to go out anyway!

From the look of things, we must be having about
97000 kids coming by to get candy tonight.
The tall guy went to the Costcos
and bought like 400 big bags of candy.
He got Ms and Snickerses and 
Reecy Cups.
Of course, he only got the things he 
likes to eat.  I can't eat any of them.
 I  don't understand why he said
he would leave the light on from 7:00 to 7:03.
Doesn't that mean no one will come to our
house and get candy?

Thursday, October 27, 2011

October 27, 2011

Do not get spider web on your nose!

Because you won't be able to get it off and then the tall guy will have to come and try to get it off and then it will get stuck to his hand and he won't be able to get it off either and then you'll have to go home from the park so he can wash the spider web off of his hand!

Monday, October 24, 2011

October 24, 2011

Just A Warning!

If you find this:
do not eat it,
or you will end up like this:

Remember, friends don't let friends
eat plastic liquor bottles!

Saturday, October 22, 2011

October 22, 2011

I Am Askeered!!

I do not know what all those things are, 
but they are popping up all over the neighborhood.
The tall guy said I should not go near them, 
so I can't even tell you what they smell like.
So, if you see any of these in your neighborhood, 
Especially if you see the bug that made
that big white web!

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

October 19, 2011

Can You See It?

Keep looking!

Look harder!

There it is!!


Sunday, October 16, 2011

October 16, 2011

Very Impressed!

Well the tall guy finally got back.  
And did he bring me no pizza? 
Not even a pepperonis!

But he did take me to see the vet doctor this morning.
She must have said something really important,
because she impressed my anal glands. 

This is not my anal glands.
This was a bean that the tall guy saw in Chicago!

Friday, October 14, 2011

October 14, 2011


Someone, who shall remain nameless, 
decided that he had to go to Chicago, 
so I am stuck here going crazy!

He is supposed to be back today,
so we'll see!

He had better bring me some pizza!

(PS.  I am not really alone.
It just sounds more pitiful if I say I am!)

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

October 11, 2011

Guess Who?

Yes, it's me!

No, I am not dressing up for Halloweens!
Evidently, I am the designated
"Wearer of the Sheets" .
It is my job to wear the old sheets when the tall guy
is changing the sheets.
He throws them on top of me
when he takes them off the bed.
I do not know HOW this got to be
my job, but someone thinks
it's pretty funny.

Needless to say,
that someone is not me.

Saturday, October 8, 2011

October 8, 2011

I want to go to Dizzyland!!

It's not Dizzyland?
Well, no wonder I didn't see Mickey Mouse!

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

October 5, 2011


No not me!


Isn't that COOL?

Monday, October 3, 2011

October 3, 2011

Going to the hiking!

The tall guy decided that we needed to head back to the mountains and go to the hiking.  We went back to the same place that we went to the camping, but instead of staying inside, we just walked around all over the outside.  Here I am riding in the car on the way to the hiking:

It was really nice and cool and with actual real trees.  I decided to get a big sniff so I could remember all the good smell when we got back home.  It obviously made me very happy (or I am about to sneeze).

Here we are walking up one of the trails.  The tall guy said to ignore the fact that my string is very very taut as that does not mean that I was pulling him up the trails because he is slow as molasses!

I even got to say hello to another dog.  He was very nice, but the tall guy did not take his picture.  So, you will just have to imagine that I have just walked by a very nice dog in that last picture!

So, if you come to visit me, I will have the tall guy
take us to the hiking.  I think you will really enjoy it.

BTW (which stands for 'Bark This Way' in case you didn't know), the place we went to is called Madera Canyon.  It has some really big mountains.  You can even walk all the way up to the top of them.  The tall guy says it's about 5 miles and 10000 feets.  I guess that's how many feets you need to get to the top!