Well, he did it again!
The tall guy went off for like 2 years* and left me all alone** without anything to eat or drink***. Here you can see that I was so hungry****, I had to drink all the milk***** and eat the jug******. He finally came back, without a fine how-do-you-do!*******
I've been told (by the tall guy) that I might have tended to exaggerate just a little bit. So here is what he wanted me to "fix":
* One night
** There was actually someone here with me, but they didn't know how to turn on the tv and I missed my programs, so it didn't count.
*** I might have actually not missed any meals, but I was still hungry.
**** See above. I was still hungry.
***** I'm not allowed to drink milk.
****** I didn't really eat the jug. I just like to chew on bottles until someone takes them away from me.
******* I have no idea what it is a 'how-do-you-do'. But I know I didn't get one when the tall guy came back home!