April 12, 2010

THIS IS AN ESA!!!
(Emergency Squirrel Alert)

Squirrels have been spotted at the park where I walk.
Repeat, squirrels have been spotted at the park where I walk.
Do not panic.
Put all children under the age of 5 into a box for safe-keeping.
(Make sure you poke holes into the box so they can breathe.)
Hide your nuts!
(This includes that uncle who only comes to visit at Thanksgiving)
More information will be provided
as it becomes available.

-=-=-End of ESA-=-=-

UPDATE:

There is ONE LESS SQUIRREL at the park.
Repeat, ONE LESS SQUIRREL.

-=-=End of Update-=-=-

(From the tall guy:
No, Jack did not eat a squirrel,
because 1) EWWWWW
and 2) Yuck!
But he did scare one so bad,
he convinced it to move to Michigan!)