April 3, 2010

The case is solved!
Sticks and bones for everybody!
(and fishes for our feline friends)

Thanks to everyone for all their wonderful help in solving this case.

As most of you surmised, I was not poisoned at all. I was just PRETENDING so that I could get the TRUE CRIMINAL to show his hand. Yes, that's right. I said HIS hand. So all you non-HISES know that you're off the hook.

Let's look at the clues:
1) He came to the west from back east.
2) He was with me when we discovered the missing leg AND he also returned to the scene of the crime.
3) It was his handwriting on the evidence bag!
4) Most importantly, he was the ONLY one who didn't offer any help when it looked like I might have been poisoned.

Yes, that's right.
The criminal is:


THE TALL GUY

I have spoken to the tall guy and he is going to get 10 minutes of time out and will not get to watch the next new episode of House until it is available online. I think he has learned his lesson!

I would like to thank all of you who figured this out and sent me invisible mental puppy and kitty thoughts telling me who was responsible. You did very well - even your peoples did not know what you were doing.

Oh, and it turns out that the missing leg wasn't even a real leg. It was from a DOLL!!! The tall guy is SO SNEAKY!! I think it was a leg from one of those toilet paper dolls we talked about earlier!

We can now resume our regular blogcasting, already in progress!