Do You Like Me?
The tall guy says that sometimes he wishes I could talk - even if it would just be to say "Yes" or "No".
Then again, he says that if I could talk, I probably would use his credit card to call Dominos to order about a dozen meat lover's pizzas for breakfast every morning. Or I might tell him that he needs to get off the Internets and come outside and play!
Besides, if I could talk, would I still be able to do neat tricks with my tongue like this? :)
What one thing would YOU tell your peoples if you could talk?