And I didn't even get no oatmeal either!
I am telling you - the tall guy goes to this place where they make oatmeals and he gets it for breakfast and they put stuff like bananas and blackberries and blueberries in it, and not only did I not get any bananas or blackberries or blueberries, but I didn't even get no oatmeal either!
Take it from one wo knows, Jack...oatmeal isn't as good as TG makes it appear. He smacks out loud while he eats that mushy stuff just to tease you!
ReplyDeleteLiz
And woo still keep him?
ReplyDeleteHugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Complaint meeting??
ReplyDeleteDon't worry! Liz is right. That oatmeal is not always yummy!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
No oatmeal? Time for strike action.
ReplyDeleteMy goodness! What a tail to tell!
ReplyDeleteSam
Sob, sob, boo hoo, boo hoo. It isn't all about you, Jack. Actually, it is all about ME!
ReplyDeleteSlobbers,
Mango
Oh Jack we are sooooooo sorry to read about the neglectful way TG treats you!! MOL
ReplyDeleteDo you even like fruit and oatmeal or did you get up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?
Looks like I'll be on a water diet for eternity after my vet visit on Sat.
Happy Monday,
Madi and Mom
Woof! Woof! You need to have a serious conference talk with tall guy. Golden Luck to you. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
ReplyDeleteThe oatmeal would be more delish with maple syrup in it Jack. Just look at Dad with poor puppy dog eyes, and maybe he will share.
ReplyDeleteYou do need to talk to the TG about that one. He could at least save you a little dish.....
ReplyDeletethat's so unfair!
ReplyDeleteWe feels yer pain big guy, we feels you. Our mommy gots some most yummers granola and she puts yogurt and blueberries in it and guess what? go ahead guess? We got 'A' blueberry!!!
ReplyDeletefeelin you bro, feelin you Bobo and Meja
Jack...TG, I don't know.. what is he doing sometimes?? You need a vacation Jack..
ReplyDeleteLicks from me!!
Olive
Jack - here is some advice....when TG is having his oatmeal, take that cable tail and clear the table. You will find oatmeal and fruit right where you can get it. If that fails, beg shamelessly....remember:
ReplyDeleteIts a dogs life
The family pet
The more you beg,
The more you get
Eat like a horse and sleep like a log....
Its a dogs life when you're the family dog.
Some humans just aren't as good as other ones. Poor you
ReplyDeleteI am beginning to think I need to report the Tall Guy....I suppose he hasn't let you use the car lately either....
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHA...you clicked on da X...okays, I'm done laughing now.
ReplyDeleteWell, I would skip da oatmeal and hold of fur eggs and bacon.
Now, please tell me you don't get people food? I get NONE...maybe we need to arrange a protest.
Puddles
You'll have him fully trained one of these days Jack... be patient.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the deal!? You should be getting oatmeal, too! We don't think we'd want all that fruit an' stuff but the oatmeal sounds good - wif a touch of milk☺
ReplyDeleteHmm - the tall ones can be so mean and heartless.
ReplyDeleteJack, it is even worse here - the grandbipeds get pancakes for breakfast from Mom and they have M & M's in them, and of course, we can't have chocolate!!! But we do get a few blueberries in our kibble in the morning - yummers.
ReplyDeleteWe wanted to thank you for stopping by to wish Phantom well. He had his surgery today and we hope he will be home tomorrow.
Woos ~ the OP Pack