OK, this has to stop!
I just found out that the tall guy went to something called a DELI and got lots of good things to eat, like knishes, and rugalaches, and blintzes and what did I get? NOTHING! Maybe a carrot when he finally decided to come home. So, I'm putting my paw down. From now on, when he goes to the DELI (which by the way, I'm pretty sure is short for DELIcious), he has to bring me something good back home. And none of this leftover stuff either - I want something made just for me off the menu. Maybe an egg cream and a bagel* with a schmear! That would be good.
*Not to be confused with this: