Wednesday, July 20, 2011

July 20, 2011

Well, aren't we fancy?

It seems that SOMEONE got a new car but have I been allowed to ride in it?
No.  We have had to WALK on our walks. 
Can you believe it?

It seems that SOMEONE said he would like to have a car for at least one day that didn't have a dog fuzz covered interior.

I asked him what was wrong with a dog fuzzed covered interior as I happen to think it makes the whole car more comfortable.

So if you see a tall guy riding around your neighborhood without a dog in a car without any dog hair in it, wave.  It might be SOMEONE.


  1. Hey Jack - Shiloh'n Shasta here. Now didn't u give the TG a subject tu write 'bout in that book - the one that iz all'bout YOU? An'then he will not let u in the new car? Just what wood he haf written'bout if not u? Hmmmmmmm?

  2. What??
    No car rides for your in the new car??
    Hmmm.... Not fair!
    I will keep my eyes open in case I see someone driving by my nieghborhood without a dog in it, ok??
    Kisses and hugs

  3. gotta be kidding me, no ride!!
    Benny & Lily

  4. Jack - Ever heard of carJacking ?

  5. What Angus said. Doesn't the TG know that dog hair and dog slobber, in copious quantities, are huge deterrents against auto theft and carJacking?

    Jed & Abby

  6. Hey Jack - my hoomans walked out of a car showroom last weekend cos the rude salesman said I was not allowed in ! The showroom next door greeted me wiv a lovely bowl of spring water AND a chewy so we bought our new car there ! Power to your Paws matey ! Love from Sky in England

  7. I cant believe it!! You didnt get a ride?? MAN!! That TG sure is a stickler!! I agree every car NEEDS some dog hair, it gives it that special touch!!

    Jazzi and Addy

  8. Oh no Jack....tell 'someone' to put a cover on the seat and take you for a ride!! Happy new car.

  9. Wow! No love, eh? Sorry about that!!

  10. hey jack... tell tall guy to buy a brush and use said brush several times thru-out the hot day and maybe you can keep your hairs in! not on the seats of the new you know what.
    cheers and big hug to walking jack!
    tammy j

  11. What an insult! So what, a car full of TG smell is OK, but doggie odor and furs are unacceptable. As if.


  12. Ifhedrives by here, we hope he will have the windows down so all the fur flying around here can fly right in there - that will teach him not to give you a ride.

    Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

  13. MOL Jack...let TG have his 15 secs of a dog hair free car......then when you do get in it be sure to shake your booty really hard so that all your hairs are distributed throughout.
    Mom has been trying to keep her beds free of my furs but I've managed to outsmart her.

    Jack can you give us and update on your cookbook and autobiography sales are going?

    Hugs Madi

  14. HEHE, I don't shed any hairs, so I am good to go! Will TG take me for a ride instead? J/K puppy Kisses, Miss Mindy

  15. And I imagine someone doesn't like Noseprints on da windows either. Ain't right.

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  17. I HATE to misspell a word! Grrrr!
    2nd try:

    Relax Jack, We know TG and bet you are riding around in the new fancy schmancy car right now. Remember to write your name on the windows w/ your nose, so everyone will recognize you!

  18. Now Jack....why do you think dey call a walkie, a "walkie". You has to WALK! BOL

  19. Woof! Woof! Well, I am not allowed to ride on my Dad's car too ... Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

  20. I happen to think dog fuzz is cool. When I was a cool college student back during the, ahem, early seventies, there was another student who had a fuzzy purple truck. Yes, it was fuzzy...on the outside! 40 years later and I still remember that fuzzy purple truck. If someone lets you fuzz up his new car, people will remember it, too!

  21. Don't worry, Jack. I give the TG two days before he caves.

  22. Jack,

    TG will cave soon, you can bet on it! ;)

    Woofs and Licks,
    Maggie Mae

  23. What? You didn't get to go for the test drive and help him pick it out? How do you know if is going to be comfortable for you? You need to have a talk with TG!

    Wyatt and Stanzie

  24. Did he cave yet? Keep on it, Jack. He's gonna be one lonely guy driving around without you.