Please and Thank You!
I have no idea what the tall guy is talking about
when he says
"Please"
or
"Thank you".
He usually says it when he's trying
to get me to do something.
Also,
"I'm gonna get your nose".
What the heck does THAT mean?
I much prefer
"Would you like a cookie?".
Now THAT I know.
Do your peoples say anything to you
that doesn't make any sense?
ALL THE TIME!!
ReplyDeleteWhat's with the "cutesy talk"? If I hear Missy PooPoo one more time from Mama instead of my REAL name might scream!!!!!!
Smileys!
Dory NOT Missy PooPoo
This one talks nutty 24/7. Her new thing is spelling. Isn't it obvious G-o, means Go and b-a-t-h means bath! Weird
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
'on your mat'!..means I get a cookie!..I love it when they say that!.. and 'park' and 'daycare' and 'swimming'..heck I love everything they say to me! 'Tucker'!..I have the perfect golden life!
ReplyDeletePersonally, I don't care what she says as long as I keep getting my way.
ReplyDeleteIt is a good idea to let her think I am listening though.
Us Beaglebratz ALWAYZ git asked by mom when she iz eatin'dinner or breakfast - "Haven't u tue had your dinner or Had your breakfast?" Like what iz that s'poze tue mean? So what if we haf - iz that s'poze tue mean we don't NEED MORE? Mom iz ALWAYZ askin'or sayin'really dumb stuff like that.
ReplyDeleteShiloh'n The DIVA Shasta
Uh yeah. I hear all sorts of crazy words outta my Mom's mouth. Poopie pie is her fave. Now what the heck is poopie pie? I just smile at her,,,,,,,,DUH!
ReplyDeleteLovies, Miss Mindy
Dear Jack,
ReplyDeleteI love "I'm gonna get your nose".......looks like it's still intact, though! BOL
Your friend,
Nancy
I learned a long time ago to tune out their drivel. They probably think they're in charge, but, of course, they're not.
ReplyDeleteGoing to Dory's blog now to call her Missy PooPoo. BOL
YES MY MOM SAYS ONE VERY ANNOYING THING
ReplyDelete"NO, MADI". I HAVE NEWS FOR HER I'M A CAT 'NO' IS NOT IN MY VOCABULARY! I'VE TRIED TO TELL HER IF SHE WOULD JUST EXPLAIN 'WHY' I MIGHT RESPOND BETTER.
HUGS MADI YOUR bfff
Will our hooman's EVER understand! They talk to us all of the time too but unless they say "treat" we don't pay them any attention either.
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
There is one thing I will NEVER understand but that always has me running in fear - BATH !!! Why do the peeps torment us so!
ReplyDeleteBlueberry is often driven to zoomies when I get "the claw" out. I curl up my hand and slowly, slowly edge it towards her and say "Heeeeerrrreee cooooomes theeeeee CLAW!" Then she runs out the dog door really fast! Or else to the fridge to see if she can get me to give her a treat for scaring her with the claw like that.
ReplyDeleteHi Jack, one member of our pack often hears, "don't squash the cat" and the three blind ones are told "beep-beep, back it up like a bus" but they don't know what a bus is....
ReplyDeleteI understand everything they say....however, some of the things they come up with leave me thinking....WHAT?
ReplyDeleteIm still tryin to figure out their fascination with my tail is? I'm always gettin, "Watch your tail!" or "Get your tail!" I do well to watch what is in front of me, let alone behind me and why would I want to bite my own tail? They're an odd bunch, for sure.
ReplyDeleteMy people say lots that I don't understand! And then there are words that I wish I didn't understand. Like "bath". Bath is a terrible-horrible-no-good-very-bad word...
ReplyDeleteNice to meet you!
Licks,
Cobi
Now that we think about it our peoples say lots of things we don't understand like "come, sit, stay, no, get down" and what the heck does heel mean? But we do understand words like ccookie, treat, dinner, walk and play. Also good dog, but our favorite is "Love you".
ReplyDeleteMom and Dad speak an entirely different language - I'm so glad I'm bilingual!
ReplyDeleteSam