September 29, 2014

My first selfie! 

The tall guy felt bad that he went away last week and left me so he said we could go up on the mountain today.  It was a beautiful day and there were lots and lots of interesting smells to smell.  Evidently there was a dog show yesterday, but we didn't go because the tall guy had to go sing.

So, I borrowed the tall guy's new iPhone (which is almost as big as my head) and took my first selfie*.  Pretty cool, huh!

*  I may have had a little help, which is why you see the tall guy's elbow in the picture.  Also, I do not have any fingers.

 

September 24, 2014

Well, he did it again!
 

The tall guy went off for like 2 years* and left me all alone** without anything to eat or drink***.  Here you can see that I was so hungry****, I had to drink all the milk***** and eat the jug******.  He finally came back, without a fine how-do-you-do!*******

UPDATE:

I've been told (by the tall guy) that I might have tended to exaggerate just a little bit.  So here is what he wanted me to "fix":

*  One night

**  There was actually someone here with me, but they didn't know how to turn on the tv and I missed my programs, so it didn't count.

***  I might have actually not missed any meals, but I was still hungry.

****  See above.  I was still hungry.

***** I'm not allowed to drink milk.

******  I didn't really eat the jug.  I just like to chew on bottles until someone takes them away from me.

******* I have no idea what it is a 'how-do-you-do'.  But I know I didn't get one when the tall guy came back home!

September 13, 2014

We are EXHAUSTED!

The tall guy woke me up at 2AMs last night because he wanted to buy a new phone.  I don't know why I had to get woke up, but I went and watched him click on the computer for over 2 hours (and he still didn't get his phone).  So I told him that I was hungry.  He fixed my breakfast (it was almost 4AMs by that time) and when he went back to the computer, lo and behold, he got to order his phone.  I asked him if I could have his old phone so I could call my friends.  So, tell your peoples you want your own phone so we can talk to each other.

While we are waiting, we can play House Hunters.  If you're not familiar with House Hunters, it is a show where people look at 3 different houses and then buy one.  Actually, the peoples have already bought a house, so I don't know why they are looking at other houses.  But the tall guy likes to look at houses, so I sit and watch it with him when it's on the teevees.

Here is house #1:

Even though it costs only $14.00, we have decided that we would NEVER buy this house, because the paint color in the downstairs half-bath is ugly.

House #2:

We would NEVER buy this house because there is not enough room for all the entertaining that we do.  Never mind that we do NOT entertain, but, if we ever decide that we WANT to entertain, we are certain that we would need more than a 17000 square foot house to do all the entertaining.

House #3:

We might buy this house, even though we told our real estate agent that we absolutely, positively could only spend $500.00 and this house is $2.7 millions of dollars.  Because that's just the way we roll.

(Actually all of these houses are next to the park where we like to go walk.  We decided not to buy any of them because they all have teeny-tiny yards.  Some of them don't even have a back yard.  And where would I go to the bathroom at 4AM?  So, I guess we'll just stay where we are!)


 

September 7, 2014

You want to take my picture when??? 

You do see that I'm busy right?

Don't you have enough pictures of me already? 

Go ahead, I'll give you the old skunk eye!

September 1, 2014

I just haven't felt like myself lately.