Sunday, May 30, 2010

May 30, 2010

Today on
Safari With Jack!

The tall guy and I go into the wilds looking for
unusual creatures that roam the big city!

TG: What IS that thing on your head?
J: It's a pith helmet.
TG: Well, that's not a very nice thing to say!
J: ??????? Oh......PITH....PITH......PITH helmet.
TG: Oh, PITH helmet. Got it.
J: Nevermind, I'll just take it off.

J: Shhhh, be vewwy vewwy quiet!
TG: So, you're Elmer Fudd now.
J: Who?
TG: Elmer Fudd, vewwy vewwy quiet...
J: Do you mean the young, narcissistic, womanizing college athlete who abandons his early ambition to become a lawyer?
TG: No, that's Elmer Gantry.
J: You sure do know a lot of guys named Elmer. You probably know the glue guy.
TG: Who?
J: The glue guy - Elmer's Glue.


J: A-HA!
TG: What? You see a 1980s pop band best known for their hit 'Take on Me'?
J: Yes, that's exactly what I meant. [Exasperated Sigh]*


And there we have it. Another exciting episode of 'Safari With Jack'. Tune in next time for our new show: 'Jack finds a new place to live with someone who has some sense!' See you then!


* [I've always wanted to use these brackets, but could never find a good reason!]
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19 comments:

  1. Scout and FreyjaMay 30, 2010 at 2:32 AM

    That little squirrel is just adorable. I sure hope you were sweet and kind and nice to it, Jack. It's just a baby, you know☺

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  2. KateMay 30, 2010 at 3:45 AM

    Gosh, the tall guy just doesn't understand.. That sqirrel looks very chaseable!

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  3. NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog!May 30, 2010 at 7:05 AM

    Yep, it is SO the heat out there in AZ!

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra & Khousin Merdie

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  4. RemingtonMay 30, 2010 at 8:14 AM

    Great adventure and I love the hat! Beth just ordered the book Elmer Gantry....I hope you are having a fun and relaxing weekend!

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  5. My Mind's EyeMay 30, 2010 at 8:36 AM

    Be still my beating heart...Jack you look quite debonair in that safari hat.....
    sigh
    Madi

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  6. Heather and KellyMay 30, 2010 at 8:45 AM

    You should be on TV, Jack! And what a lovely pith helmet you have... :)

    [That baby squirrel is just ADORABLE! We never see babies here, only the big ones...]

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  7. ♥ SallieMay 30, 2010 at 8:53 AM

    LOL! Awesome!

    The baby squirrel is sooo cute.

    But you look cute in your helmet too. :)

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  8. AnonymousMay 30, 2010 at 9:08 AM

    What a neat safari....out looking for big game: a baby squirrel. Brave Jack!

    Liz

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  9. UnknownMay 30, 2010 at 9:29 AM

    Hey Jack.....That is quite the creature you staked out! He is almost as cute as you!

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  10. Ms. ~KMay 30, 2010 at 9:38 AM

    You two are like The Smothers Brothers, and Jack, you're the smart one!
    teeheehee...

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  11. pamMay 30, 2010 at 10:10 AM

    We can't beweeve the TG made fun of the way you talx. Oh well you've gots senseses enough fer both of ya.

    Sense of humor
    A kyoot sense of smell
    Extra sense ovary presception
    The sense to leave well enough alone (oh wait that's us!)

    Bobo and Meja

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  12. AnonymousMay 30, 2010 at 10:30 AM

    Never seen such a little baby squirrel before!!!

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  13. BaileyMay 30, 2010 at 1:29 PM

    I can't wait for the next chapter!

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  14. The Adventures of the LLB GangMay 30, 2010 at 6:31 PM

    What a great post Jack and TG....Just loved the baby squirrel!!

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  15. DexterMay 30, 2010 at 8:33 PM

    Big game hunting I see. Poor little squirrel. The hat is a nice touch. I think it suits you.

    Slobbers,
    Mango

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  16. central bark designsMay 30, 2010 at 10:07 PM

    Oh Jack! You had Mom laughing (again). Thanks for the link info re: the dog building in ny. We edited our post and added that - as well as a link back to your blog!

    (Thanks to TG - Mom assumes he found the info!) - Abbey

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  17. Sierra RoseMay 30, 2010 at 10:49 PM

    Nice hat....kind of like a bee-keepers hat...see any bees? Besides the ground critter? Any more Elmer's out there as well?

    Hugs and snaggle-tooth kisses,
    Sierra Rose

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  18. Sunny,Scooter, (sometimes Jamie)May 31, 2010 at 11:23 AM

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Very funny safari dialog (and very cute little morsel, I mean squirell)
    Hugs
    Sunny&Scooter

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  19. Augie and Ti's momJune 1, 2010 at 4:29 PM

    [I've never seen a baby squirrel and you have seen a gazillion! Life is so unfair.]

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