What's an 'Old Fogie'?
The tall guy said when he was growing up, whenever someone took a picture with their camera they had to use something called 'FLIMS'. He said these flims were very expensive and it's a good thing that he doesn't have to use flims to take my pictures or otherwise we would not be able to eat.
To that I say, thank goodness for not flims!!
Oh, he also said if you want to make your pictures look like 'Polaroids', you can find the software here: http://www.poladroid.net/. It is free. He said if you wanted to make your pictures look like 'Hemorrhoids', you were on your own.