Wednesday, September 22, 2010

September 22, 2010

Are you tired, run down, listless?
Do you poop out at parties?
Are you unpopular?


The answer to all your problems is in this little tree.
Mesquito beans!

Mesquito beans contain
mesquitos, beans, vegetables and minerals.

Yes, with Mesquito beans you can EAT your way to health.
All you do is eat a great big mouthful after every meal.
MMMMMMMM..... they're so tasty too!
Tastes just like candy!

So why don't you join all the thousands of
happy peppy puppies
and eat a great big bunch of
mesquito beans tomorrow!

That's Mes-Quito-Beans!

(wink)

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

September 21, 2010

Sometimes you just need to
sit in the shade and
watch the world go by.



I feel like Khyra! :)



Monday, September 20, 2010

September 20, 2010

Wait For It!!


Did you notice that about halfway through the video I stopped digging and looked around to see if anyone was watching me?

I mean, what's the good of digging a hole if no one is watching?

Sunday, September 19, 2010

September 19, 2010

I didn't know what
he was talking about!

After we went to the lake the other day, the tall guy said I looked like a drowned cat*. I said that was a horrible thing to say and he said it was just a 'spression'. So I looked online and here's what I found:


I don't think this kitty is a happy camper!

* Evidently there is some debate about
whether it's a 'drowned cat' or a 'drowned rat'.
But this is the video I found,
and I'm sticking with it!

Note from the tall guy:
Jack's picture yesterday was Photoshopped.
No make-up was harmed in the making of the picture!

Saturday, September 18, 2010

September 18, 2010

I Like Turtles!

No idea what I'm talking about?
Click here!

Friday, September 17, 2010

September 17, 2010

Boys and Their Toys
(Part 2)

Here are some of my toys which did not make it into the top 10 (or top however many I wrote about yesterday). These are my 'misfit' toys.

Again, in no particular order:

• Kongs

While it is true that I can not destroy MOST Kongs, they just don't seem to do much for me. I will occasionally chew on the black thing and sometimes we play with the red ball but needless to say, these are usually just somewhere on the floor waiting for someone to come along, trip, and break a hip or an arm. Even when the tall guy puts stuff in the Kong, I usually just get it out and then go on my merry way. And yes, there are some Kongs that I can destroy. Usually if it has a hole it in, it meets a slow but painful piece-by-piece death.

• Bones

I do like to chew on these, but you might be able to tell, they get sharp pieces on them rather quickly. You can also see where I started tearing apart the green plastic on one of the bones. The tall guy is pretty good about checking to see when they need to be replaced. I don't know why he prefers to use his bare feet late at night to realize they need to be thrown away. He sure does have some funny names for them right before he throws them in the trash!

Oh and I am not allowed to have real bones. Something about the fact that I break them like they were plastic. Even the big ones. I got a knuckle bone once. I had it for almost a minute!! Boy was that fun.

• Frisbees

Frisbees are pretty cool. We found the yellow one at the park, so we decided it needed a home. Unfortunately, I stepped on it and broke it, but it still works good. The black one is one of the indestructible ones. Please ignore the parts that are missing. (Although the company was good about replacing it - I've got another one in the laundry room. I like the yellow one better!)

• Wubbas
This makes me very sad :( <--- See, there is the very sad face thingy. I love me some Wubba, but I evidently have a 'tendency' to remove the round thing which is supposed to remain INSIDE of the Wubba. As a matter of fact, it is kinda like a tennis ball! Fortunately, this Wubba was given to me as a present and the person who gave it to me told me it was ok if I de-balled it. The tall guy does not buy me no Wubbas no more.

• The round doughnut-like thing
Yuck. This is nasty. That's all I got to say about that.

Speaking of Mr. Duck #3. Here is what happened to Mr. Duck #1 and #2:
'As you can plainly see, their heads have a tendency to explode. Usually while they are in my mouth. But, since I only get to play with this with the tall guy, they tend to last longer than most of my other toys. I think I'm beginning to notice a pattern there!

Toys I am not even allowed to have no more (or have never been allowed to have):

Absolutely #1 - RAWHIDE. The tall guy said he had more than enough gagging and digging pieces of slimy rawhide out of the mouths of his other dogs to continue along that path. I know what they are because I've seen them at the pet store. But I've never had any.

#2 - Tennis balls. See yesterday's post. If you ever find the prize inside, please let me know what it was.

#3 - Almost any toy with a hole in it. Because if there is a one hole in it, there needs to be more. And holes lead to pieces. And pieces lead to...

... #4 - Any of the toys that are out in the box in the garage. Or any of the pieces of the toys that are out in the box in the garage. Or any of the stuffing that was in any of the pieces of any of the toys out in the box in the garage.

#5 - Magazines. Not my idea - the tall guy said to make sure I added this.

And one more thing we are leaning toward never having any more:
Anything with stuffing in it. Including my dog bed. Which I am constantly reminded is made for laying down on and is NOT A SEX TOY. No sirreebob!! (I think mine is in doggy bed therapy.)

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Thursday, September 16, 2010

September 16, 2010

Jack's Guide to Toys
That I Like

Please note: The toys shown below are not endorsed or guaranteed by me, Jack, unless the toy company wants to send me a bunch of stuff. In that case, I'll endorse the heck out of them!


Since we were talking yesterday about toys I seem to find 'non-indestructible', here are a few of my favorite toys (that I have not completely destroyed. Primarily because the tall guy won't let me play with them by myself).

In no particular order:

1) Baseballs

We use these when the tall guy wants me to get some exorcism (TG: I think he means 'exercise'). For some reason, he seems to think it's funny when he throws it, I run after it and bring it back to him. But, he said to remind you, that I can and will destroy a baseball by tearing off the cover, but not while we're playing something called 'gogitit'. I don't usually play with this by myself.

I give this toy - 3 barks!


2) Boomer Ball
I like playing with the boomer ball, especially at the dog park. This is the same type of toy they give to the animals at the zoo. I guess that should tell you something. You may notice that there are quite a few bite marks on it. But it still rolls good. Another toy I don't play with by myself.

I give this one 2 barks.


3) Jolly Ball
Finally, a toy that I love to play with and that I can play with by myself. I love to pick this ball up and throw it. Unfortunately, it's usually at the tall guy's head or legs, but hey, if they didn't want you to throw it, why did they put holes in it? I still can't get to that green ball inside, but I'm not going to stop trying. The tall guy said you can get these at the PetSmart or the Petco and they come in different sizes. If your peoples get you one of these balls, do not drop it on their head in the morning when they are asleep. For some reason, they don't think that's very funny at all.

I give this toy 4 barks!!


4) Nerf Football

The tall guy said the only reason you see this toy is that he won't let me near it unless he's throwing it to me. I think it looks like a tennis ball and everyone knows that tennis balls are made to be opened. There has to be a prize in ONE of them, right?

We get to play football now that it's turned cooler. With extra added squeaking bonus. (Did you know that dogs like toys that squeak because it is supposed to remind us of killing our food? Isn't that disgusting?)

I give this one 3 barks, but only because I didn't get to look inside of it yet!

5) Flying Duck

Oh my dogness! I love my flying duck. It's sort of like a slingshot that will go really far so I can chase it. And it looks like a duck. And it squeaks. And it has a rope for a tail. This is Mr. Duck #3. Don't ask about Mr. Duck #1 or 2. PS. There will be more about Mr. Duck tomorrow.

I give this toy my superduper 5 barks and a snap!

6) Bomible Snowman

Here is one of my new favorite toys. I got it for my birthday. The tall guy is amazed that I have only tried to open it up a little bit (right under the mouth). I love to shake him like I am about to tear him up, but then his hands hit me on the head and I come back to my senses. This is another one of those toys I don't get to play with by myself, but I really like it when I do get to play with it. Right now it is sitting on top of the refrigerator where I can't get to it. The tall guy thinks I don't know where it is, but I do!

I give this toy 4 barks!

Tomorrow, we will talk about some toys that didn't quite make today's list!

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

September 15, 2010

Every day should be a birthday!

Look at what I got yesterday
from the Tall Guy
for his birthday!



It's kinda like a bone,
but it's made out of cloth
so I won't be able to break it.

(Chew it open and pull out all the stuffing -
that's a whole different animal!)

Once again,
I did not have no monies
to get the tall guy anything,
but he said me barking
and waking him up at 6:30AM
was all the present he needed.

And then he went back to sleep.

PS - from the tall guy. Less than 5 minutes later...


Indestructible my aunt patootie!!

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

September 14, 2010

I think I need a new couch!

This one is getting kinda small.

PS:
I think today is the tall guy's birthday.
But I don't think he is 2.
I wonder if I'll get any presents!

Monday, September 13, 2010

September 13, 2010

SEE!!!


A short video of
me being pestered!!

Sunday, September 12, 2010

September 12, 2010

I guess you could consider this as 'Heel'...

... if you had a very big foot.

Sometimes the very thing you
absolutely, positootly must have

is only one inch away from where you can reach!


Saturday, September 11, 2010

September 11, 2010

What's an 'Old Fogie'?



The tall guy said when he was growing up, whenever someone took a picture with their camera they had to use something called 'FLIMS'. He said these flims were very expensive and it's a good thing that he doesn't have to use flims to take my pictures or otherwise we would not be able to eat.

To that I say, thank goodness for not flims!!


Oh, he also said if you want to make your pictures look like 'Polaroids', you can find the software here: http://www.poladroid.net/. It is free. He said if you wanted to make your pictures look like 'Hemorrhoids', you were on your own.

Friday, September 10, 2010

September 10, 2010

Ahhhhhhhhhhh,
yer mama!



That's it. I ain't got nothing else to say today! :)

(Oh, the name of the inky puppy is SAGE.)

Thursday, September 9, 2010

September 9, 2010

Let's Have A Contest!

Some peoples were asking about the name of the spotted dog
I wrote about yesterday, so I decided to have a contest.

See if you can guess the real name of the puppy
(the one who is not named Jack!)

The winner of the contest will win 25000 Jack Points,
which can be used in The Jack Store,
(if and whenever it gets built!)

So get your guess in TODAY!!


Just so you know:
1) The puppy is NOT named Spot.
That would just be silly.
Why would anyone name a puppy after a place
where they spilled something on the rug?
and
2) The tall guy knows what the puppy's real name is.
He told me, but I'm not allowed to enter the contest!



And just in case you don't feel very contest-y today,
here's something the tall guy saw,
and thought it was pretty cool.




Wednesday, September 8, 2010

September 8, 2010

Just when I thought I had seen everything!

Look at this.

Someone has gotten ink all over this poor white puppy!

He didn't seem to mind though.
We still had fun running and playing.

I tried to show him how to use the water to wash it off,
but it must have been permament inks
because it would not come off.

Oh well.
His dad didn't seem to mind about the ink.
I think it looks kinda neat!
I wonder what would happen
if you connected the dots?

Here are some mountains near the dog park.
If you look really closely, you can see the cactuses.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

September 7, 2010

The Things I've Just Learned

Evidently I do not like the following:
• Milk
('No, dogs don't like milk'.)
• Vanilla Pudding
('No, puppies don't like vanilla pudding.')
• Vanilla Wafers
('Ewwwww, vanilla wafers is nasty!')
• Bananas
('You had bananas and you don't like them. Remember?')
• Redi-Whip topping (the stuff that comes out of the can)
('Oh no, this isn't good for puppies!')

but especially, I do not like
BANANA PUDDING.

(At least, that's what I was told!)


It's amazing the things I 'evidently'
don't like
when there is something good to eat involved!

Monday, September 6, 2010

September 6, 2010

Oh Gosh
and Golly Gee Willikers!


I think some puppy has 'SPLODED!!

Sunday, September 5, 2010

September 5, 2010

Peoples Is Crazy!!

No wonder I can't read!

Take this for instance:

Here is a gi fliing a kite.
What?
G-U-Y?
F-L-Y?
You're kidding right?
So it's 'GUY FLYING a KITE'????
I think I'll learn Esperanto instead.

On the other hand,
look at all the strings.
I'm glad I'm not a kite.
One string is enough for me, thank you!

Saturday, September 4, 2010

September 4, 2010

Ode on a Grecian Frisbee
by Jack

Thou still unravish'd bride of quietness,
Thou foster-child of Silence and slow Time,
Sylvan historian, who canst thus express
A flowery tale more sweetly than our rhyme:

Well that just sounds silly.
I think I'll do my own.


O* plastic disc,
so sleek and round

You fly on goss'mer wings.

When held aloft
your symbols shine,
like brilliant diamond rings.

And when you soar
I'll follow you
and watch you as you fly.
Until your citrine soul is free...

Oh look. Beans!!!! YUMMMM!!!

*Note: You have to put 'O' instead of 'Oh' so you will know that it is a poem!!

Friday, September 3, 2010

September 3, 2010

For Madi and Ozabella

Yes, I am wet.
But it has absolutely nothing to do with today's post!

I have not ever met a cat in real life. But online I have met Madi, the diva, and Ozabella, Remington's little sister. Don't ask me how a dog can have a cat for a sister. I think that's something for the theologians to figure out! They both seem very nice.

The tall guy says that most cats are pretty friendly, but some of them do not like dogs. Maybe that's because dogs have not learned that cats do not like it when someone sniffs their butt!

So, in honor of two of my online feline puppy friends, here is a video about a cool kitty:


Thursday, September 2, 2010

September 2, 2010

Remington had a GREAT idea!!

He said I should put on my invisible suit
and see what's really going on!

Here we go.

Digging in the sand.

Sitting in the grass.

Playing with the Frisbee.

BOL!!!
Hey, I never said I was good at it! :)

On a completely different note:
The tall guy saw this today
and immediately got one of those
plastic things out of his wallet
and bought me one.
http://jameshance.com/t-shirts.html
Can you guess which one he bought?

(Note from the tall guy:
Unfortunately, they didn't have any (of the t-shirts),
in Jack's size, so I got one for me,
but I'll let him look at it when I'm wearing it!
I have a warm spot in my heart when it comes to the Pooh!
I actually saw these last time I was in New York.)