I think that October 31st, that's right, HOWL-O-WEEN, should now be declared
SLEEP ANYWHERE YOU DARN WELL PLEASE DAY!
That's right, you want to sleep on the bed, then jump up there and sleep until you can't sleep no more! If your peoples are in there too, that's even better! They can make room.
You want to sleep on the good couch. What? It's very 'spensive leather and you'll get it dirty? It's SAYDWP Day!!! Go sprawl!
You want to sleep on the OTHER couch too? Go ahead. You have my permission! After all, it is SAYDWP Day!
If your peoples ask you what you're doing, tell them you got scared because of all the monsters that came to the door. And if they say those weren't really monsters, tell them that if they don't let you sleep wherever you darn well please, you might just have to tell someone that you know who it was that ate all the full-sized Reece's Cups which were supposed to be handed out to all the kids, but now they just got the little boxes of raisins!!
So remember, October 31st is now SAYDWP Day. Sleep anywhere you darn well please!!