BUPKIS!!
So the tall guy FINALLY got back home last night
from the Salty Lake and what did he bring me?
NOTHING!
No cookies, no pie, no cake.
Not even a t-shirt that said
"Someone went to the Salty Lake
and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!"
Just for that, I'm gonna erase
"Modern Family"
AND
"Top Chef"
off the DVR.
Remember:
Your dog should always get presents,
every time you leave the house,
even if it's just to walk out
to the mailbox!!
from the Salty Lake and what did he bring me?
NOTHING!
No cookies, no pie, no cake.
Not even a t-shirt that said
"Someone went to the Salty Lake
and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!"
Just for that, I'm gonna erase
"Modern Family"
AND
"Top Chef"
off the DVR.
Remember:
Your dog should always get presents,
every time you leave the house,
even if it's just to walk out
to the mailbox!!
Nooooo .. you can't erase Pepper Saltzmann .. Nooooo.
ReplyDeleteThat is so WRONG!
ReplyDeleteDoesn't he know what today is????????
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Sorry about that pal! Perhaps an overdose of salty, and not enough fresh water lake? Don't know those DVRs but, sounds like you'll get someone's attentions and possibly more pressies!!!! :) Sounds like a fine plan!
ReplyDeleteHugs and snaggle-tooth kisses,
Sierra Rose
Poor Jack...didn't he give you a hug and a pat on the head though? Remember tall guy has some pretty sore ribs still. Go on, give him a little dogie forgiveness!
ReplyDeleteAnn
Hey Jack - we think we no what happened tu TG -
ReplyDeletewe think the salty stuff mite haf invaded or clouded hiz mind an'he coodn't remember tu bring u anythin'.
Shiloh'n Shasta
Oh Jack
ReplyDeleteThat is just so wrong on so many levels that it isnt even funny. I dont blame you a bit for erasing the DVR and I cant believe he didnt bring you home anything!! Poor Jack. You can come here and share my stuff with me and if you do, I will even get you a welcome to my house gift, how bout that???
wags
jazzi
I'd erase those from the DVR and order something nice off the internet! That'll show him! :-)
ReplyDelete'da Nerve!! Maybe yous should leaves hims a pressie likes we's do for our pawrents... snorts!!
ReplyDeleteOur brother likes to poop on 'da kitchen floor...
hee hee!!
'den yous can have a t-shirt made for hims...
"I came home and all I got was a pile O poop from my K-9" Snorts!!!
hugs!!
'da Josie
You are treated very poorly, Jack. I'm glad you're documenting all this abuse.
ReplyDeleteYou are in a pickle now. On the one hand, you might snub TG and tell him to go back to salty lake and get your present. But then you would be abandondededed again and that would be a shame. What to do, what to do?
ReplyDeleteSlobbers,
mango
Tell TG that chicken chewies from the local store would be a nice "i'm sorry" gift ....to start with.....!!
ReplyDeleteWaggs....Max and Mia
MOL Jack!!!
ReplyDeleteSounds like TG needs a refresher course in the RULES!!!!
In spite of not returning with gifts, we expect you are glad he is home from the Salty Lake.
Happy Saturday
Madi and Mom
Jack,
ReplyDeleteMy mom and dad brings me Bupkis too when dey come back from home after being away from me....not fairs!
Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae
A little mano a mano required here and a reminder that even US airports have shops.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe he didn't bring you anything! That is not acceptable! PROTEST, my friend! Lift a leg, do something!
ReplyDeleteJack, you actually look so sad in this post.
ReplyDelete