I did not even want to go to
no old Tonio anyway!
The tall guy has gone off to somewhere called Tonio and he did not even take me with him.
He left me here at the house all by myself and I do not even know how to work the microwave!
And he thinks it's ok because I get to go to the dog hotel and play with the other dogs all day. Well, mister, you got another think coming!!
Just wait 'til he gets home.
(And don't forget to send me your dog recipes!)