I can not believe my eyeballs!
We (the tall guy and I) were at home yesterday, having a very nice calm relaxing afternoon, listening to some music on the computer (music is like television but without pictures), when all of a sudden, the tall guy starts jumping around and screaming like he had been bitten on the butt by one of those bugs!
I jumped up off the couch to see if I could find the bug and pull it off of him, but, upon inspection, he was BUG-LESS!
"What's wrong?", I asked.
"Huh?", he replied.
"Why are you jumping and screaming? Are you in horrible agonizing pain?"
"No", he replied. "I'm singing!"
"Why are you shaking like you're having a fit?"
"HA!", he laughed. "I'm dancing!"
"What is this singing and dancing?", I asked, "and why is it causing you so much pain?"
"I'm not in pain - I'm just happy. You know, like when we chase the ball and you shake your butt because you get so excited!"
"First", I replied, "I do not SHAKE MY BUTT when I get excited. I wag my tail. It's two completely different parts of my body. And two, you're not very good at it whatever it is."
Please send any extra cookies you have this week to me. It doesn't look like I'll be getting very many treats this week. And send pillows. And gently used toys. And maybe even water, unless I can figure out how to work the faucet.
Oh, and when your peoples start to sing and dance, tell them they are great. American Idol great (not the ones they show when they are making fun of people, but 'You're going to Hollywood' great). Just a bit of advice. You can thank me later!
(From the tall guy: Just in case I didn't get around to your blog, I want to thank everyone for their kind advice yesterday! Sometimes it's good to be able to talk to your friends, even if you've never met them before!)