THE NATIONAL PERSPIRER
Sticking our nose in...
Sticking our nose in...
Boy, the things you find out when you read the puppy blogs.
SCANDALOUS!!! STEAMY!!! SHOCKING!!!
Too bad there's none of that.
But you can find out some pretty interesting secrets, like:
• Which puppy has joined a
gang and has been seen
headed toward South Florida
partying all the way?
• Which puppy has developed a
split personality? What a CAT-astrophe!!
• Which puppy would
like to be the GRRRR-eater
at Home Depot?
• Which puppy's mom
has relatives who
think it's ok to go swimming
almost COMPLETELY NAKED?
and finally,
• Which honorary puppy of the feline persuasion
INSISTS on
completely privacy when
she's SHARING THE BATHROOM
WITH A MAN?
SCANDALOUS!!! STEAMY!!! SHOCKING!!!
Too bad there's none of that.
But you can find out some pretty interesting secrets, like:
• Which puppy has joined a
gang and has been seen
headed toward South Florida
partying all the way?
• Which puppy has developed a
split personality? What a CAT-astrophe!!
• Which puppy would
like to be the GRRRR-eater
at Home Depot?
• Which puppy's mom
has relatives who
think it's ok to go swimming
almost COMPLETELY NAKED?
and finally,
• Which honorary puppy of the feline persuasion
INSISTS on
completely privacy when
she's SHARING THE BATHROOM
WITH A MAN?
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ReplyDeleteGreat post, and very informative ;)
ReplyDeleteElizabeth & Luna
What pawesome stuff!
ReplyDeleteI mean, enkhwirering minds want to know!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Just in case you were wondering, one of the reporters gave us some BAD information, so we had to do a last minute edit!
ReplyDeleteThanks to Khyra for catching the error!
I hear TMZ is looking for puppies w/ cameras to join the team...
ReplyDeleteJack you are just the cutest and happiest and funniest and sweetest pooch! I can always count on a smile when I come to see you!
ReplyDeleteWow. there are some things woo just don't want to know!
ReplyDeletewags-n-wiggles,
wild dingo
Leave it to Khyra to find a needed correction before the rest of us can get to the news - grins.
ReplyDeleteHappy Monday Jack and TG!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh boy Madi is elated to find that she made headlines after all that is WHAT a Diva cat strives for each day....Toooooooo funny!!! You just never know what will be newsworthy. Mom says she appreicates the honorable mention in the K9
news.
Madi and Mom
All I can say is I understand puppies better than I do men!
ReplyDeleteLiz
Wow Jack! Each sounds more scandalous that the last. You should get a job with TMZ or something!
ReplyDeleteVery informative & entertaining. We really enjoy visiting you to find out the latest. So creative!!!!! Ever thought about writing books??
ReplyDeleteWags
Ernie, Sasha, & Chica
A very fun read Jack!
ReplyDeleteWhat I don't learn from Jack! What would I do without you?
ReplyDeleteoh my!!
ReplyDeleteThe scandal, the gossip...
ReplyDeleteWe love it!! Great job Jack!!
Smileys!
Dory
Gee, Jack. I've been saving your blog for when I'm not in the best of mood, and it WORKS! BOL I loved today's post too, and it was even more fun 'cause I knew 4 out of the 5 blogs you mentioned (one of them too well and thank you for the reference except now more people will see me in my Cat-woman outfit).
ReplyDeleteLeaving you and laughing while doing so.
Twink!
Woof! Gee Jack Thanks ... for the info. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
ReplyDeleteWOW, Jack
ReplyDeleteJuicy and most interesting, You are informative thats for sure
Smiles
jazzi
gweat post
ReplyDeletewe just love to wead your post evewyday you always surprise ush
wiggles
the houston pittie pack
Ooo, we love scandals! Brad and Angelina, Britney, Moose...
ReplyDeleteTMZ here you come Jack!!! Watch out!!!
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