The Electricity Blanket
The tall guy has a warm heart but very cold feet. Especially at night. I'm talking icebergs. I'm talking 'The Titanic had better not come by his bedroom when he's asleep' cold. So, he bought this wonderful invention called the electricity blanket.
I do not get to sleep on the electricity blanket because I would then be sleeping on his feet and he could not run the marathon in his dreams like he does every night! You have to plug the electricity blanket into the holes in the walls so it can get warm. When I was a puppy, I would have chewed on all the wires in the electricity blanket, but now that I am older, I know that you do not chew on the wires or you will get, let's see, how does the tall guy put it, 'If you chew on the wires, you will get sparks flying out of your butt!'. I prefer my butt to be spark-free thank you.
However, as you can see above, when the tall guy gets out of bed, I get to lay on the electricity blanket. It is nice and toasty and is a very nice place to be for your mid-morning 'before your 3rd walk of the day pre-lunchtime snack' nap.
So, ask your peoples to get you an electricity blanket as well. But don't eat the wires.