The Electricity Blanket
The tall guy has a warm heart but very cold feet. Especially at night. I'm talking icebergs. I'm talking 'The Titanic had better not come by his bedroom when he's asleep' cold. So, he bought this wonderful invention called the electricity blanket.
I do not get to sleep on the electricity blanket because I would then be sleeping on his feet and he could not run the marathon in his dreams like he does every night! You have to plug the electricity blanket into the holes in the walls so it can get warm. When I was a puppy, I would have chewed on all the wires in the electricity blanket, but now that I am older, I know that you do not chew on the wires or you will get, let's see, how does the tall guy put it, 'If you chew on the wires, you will get sparks flying out of your butt!'. I prefer my butt to be spark-free thank you.
However, as you can see above, when the tall guy gets out of bed, I get to lay on the electricity blanket. It is nice and toasty and is a very nice place to be for your mid-morning 'before your 3rd walk of the day pre-lunchtime snack' nap.
So, ask your peoples to get you an electricity blanket as well. But don't eat the wires.
Thanks fur the tip but we Siberians prefers ours to be khooled!
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Khyra
We gots something called a down comforter. It scootches real nice for sleeping.
ReplyDeleteGrrrs from Gizzy!!
Luna would love one of those....
ReplyDeleteElizabeth & Luna
Mid-morning 3rd walk of the day nap? How many walkies are we talkin' here? Just wondering if I should be buggin' to go out on MORE walkies!!!!!
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Sierra Rose
Jack, better be careful, my moms friends son had one, he went get a sandwich and it caught on fire and burnt the house down. So we got rid of ours just to be sure. I do remember how warm to was to lay on our old one.
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Jazzi
Yes, i got one who would LOVE that blanky and the other who wants it stone cold in the dead of winter. go figure... guess who likes it hot and who likes it cold?? LOL...
ReplyDeletesigh, juno still eats some wires. when she's really PO'd i think. but usually she leaves them alone. i sure hope i don't come home to a sibe with a perm one day...
wags-n-wiggles,
wild dingo
We are good about those wire things now, but there was the stretch where we decided those little holes in the walls needed to be big holes in the wall and we set about removing the little plates. Our human was not pleased and now the dog room - the room we can get to 24/7 - has metal plates covering the holes. Sigh.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking... when I have cold feet, I try SOCKS. Just sayin'... Jack, I thought the first picture was you sleeping on a pile of snow! I was impressed!
ReplyDeleteJack
ReplyDeleteHow very funny....sparks coming out of one's butt is not good. We are very glad TG lets you nap on the warm blanket!!!
Madi and Mom
Ooooh, that would be nice after a big play in the snow!
ReplyDeleteLicks and slobbers,
Byron
That electricity blanket looks like a very cool thing JAck...I will make sure Mama puts it on my shopping list!
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Dory
One of those would be nice here in the northeast!!!
ReplyDeletelotsa licks,
Miley
We have one : )) It is the best invention since dog parks!
ReplyDeleteC-pup
We haves a electricity mattress paddy thingy that does the trick. And we do not share with mommy!
ReplyDeleteBobo and Meja
Woof! Woof! None for ME. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
ReplyDeleteoohhhh. nice! I prefer to use Darwin as my feet warmer. It's more economical. :)
ReplyDeleteMom has something called "hot flashies" that keep her nice and toasty...
ReplyDeleteLicks and sniffs,
Zack, Sassy and Buddy
Mike and Beth have one of those but I think they are TOO hot! The kitties love them though.
ReplyDeleteI think your problem is that you found yourself a tall guy. That's where it all begins, I know because my momma is tall too, and guess what! Cold feet. Not that I would ever approach those kicking machines. I got my own heating pads, Jack. If you think about my size, it's like your electricity blanket. Too bad we can't see the sparks out the bum photo-ever!
ReplyDeleteTwink!
here in texas we are hot all the time so we sleep in our burfday suits most of the time
ReplyDeletevewy liberating
teehee
wiggles
the houston pittie pack
oooh nice and comfy Jack! I see you were naked again :)
ReplyDeleteI will try to talk the peeps into it..may need it this weekend with the very cold temps again..Brrrrr
Licks from me!
Olive :)
Thanks for the idea, Jack. Big storm number two is on it's way and if we don't lose electricity I might need that warm blanket!
ReplyDeleteLiz
Spark free bottoms are always a bonus!
ReplyDeleteI enjoy my Mas electric blanky, it comes through the covers and warms me up, and it saves me from my Ma's icicle feety feets
Koda
My mom is never cold, so we will never get an electricity blanket, but maybe I can come over...?
ReplyDeleteOh Jack, you look so sweet and peaceful on your electricity blanket :)
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