You have GOT to be kidding me!
Did you ever have a cow sit on you? Well, let me tell you, it is NOT a pretty sight! I was playing with Zeus (the copper puppy) at the puppy park when BAM! - a ginormous cow comes over and decides he needs to get to know me a little better. Well, not so much a cow, but a humongous puppy (Jackson - 1 year, 2 months old). I don't think he realized he wasn't a little puppy any more. Needless to say, I asked him politely to get his enormous butt (and the rest of him) off of me! I told him next time he needed to squash someone, he should ask first! He was pretty nice though and we got to play for a little while, until he tried to knock me into tomorrow when we were running. It was then I decided that under the table was probably the best place for me to be until he lost like 600 pounds.