Wednesday, October 21, 2009

October 21, 2009

HOWL-oween!

A lot of the other puppies have been putting up pictures of their HOWL-oween costumes. Of course I had NO IDEA what HOWL-oween was, because SOMEONE decided he didn't want to share his big bag of candy that he bought last week. I, on the other hand, DID know that you can not buy a big bag of candy 3 weeks before you are supposed to give it out, especially if it has something called REESE'S CUPS in it. Evidently REESE'S CUPS are the most important food there is or ever was, since you have to eat 5 or 6 of them every day in order to stay alive.

Well, since I could not eat no REESE'S CUP, 1) because the tall guy would not give me any, and 2) there aren't any left to give, that gave me an idea. Since you need REESE'S CUPs to live and I didn't get any, I would be a

ZOMBIE PUPPY!

Here is a picture of me practicing to be a

ZOMBIE PUPPY!

(action figure &

accessories sold seperately!)

Please notice the tongue sticking out the side of the mouth as that is a definite sign that one has become a

ZOMBIE PUPPY!

It also helps if you roll around in the dirt so you can get your stomach all dirty.
It really helps if the dirt is wet so that it sticks really good.

So there you have it.
If you do not have a costume yet, you may want to be a zombie puppy too!
And then when you go out for tricks-or-treats*,
maybe you will get some REECE'S CUPS that you can share.
Unlike some people I know!!

Oh and just so you won't be scared,
I will only be zombie puppy for one night.
The rest of the time, I will be my
usual non-zombie-fied self!


OR WILL I?????????


* From the tall guy: 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown' is the only time I can think of anyone saying 'tricks-or-treats' instead of 'trick-or-treat'. So in honor of Charlie Brown...

10 comments:

  1. Reese's Cups are bad for puppies. Mom says brownies are bad too. That must be why she won't share.

    ("Someone" should watch out or there won't be any candy left to hand out on Howloween.)

    Grrrrrs from Giz

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  2. Hi Jack
    You make one scary Zoomie puppy but underneath we know there is a heart of gold. Mom told me Reese's cups are so good. TG best eat them quickly though 'cause I've was you take food right out of his mouth early this week.
    Booooooooooooo,
    Madi and Mom

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  3. Zombie puppy!That is so cute!
    My daughter eats Reese's cups like they were grapes!
    Happy Early Halloween!
    Deborah and the gang!

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  4. Brains....BRAINS.... rawr!!!


    BOL!
    Luv,
    Cloud

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  5. Great post zombie puppy!!! BOL!!! Mom buys candy that she doesn't care for so she won't eat it!!

    lotsa licks,
    Miley

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  6. I think you will make a most excellent Zombie puppy!!

    Smileys!
    Dory

    PeeEss...Mama says that it is true...you need Reese's cups to live!!

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  7. Woo are an inkhredible ZOMBIE puppy!

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra
    PeeEssWoo: Mom used to love Reese's PB Khups until H******'s got all stoopid - she boykhotts them like she boykhotts the E***** and the N** due to HIM!

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  8. OMD you are an awesome "Zombie puppy". You scared me, I am glad you are Jack again. My Mom eats those peanut butter things too and I never get any either. She always says"No that is chocolate" So what I want it sheeesh.

    licks and sniffs, Sasha

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  9. Great costume Jack! I love it! Just tell the Tall Guy to give you peanut butter on toast when he has his treats....but a word of caution....it sticks to the top of your mouth! Tastes good though!

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