The Balloon Tree
The other day I found a ball on the ground. It wasn't your usual ball. It was soft and didn't bounce very far. The tall guy said that it was a balloon. As a matter of fact, he said it was a magic balloon. I asked him where these magic balloons come from and he said they came from the balloon tree.
"Balloon tree?", I scoffed. "There's no such thing as a balloon tree!"
"Oh yes", the tall guy said, "all people and their puppies have their own balloon tree. One day, when you have been a very especially good puppy, we will find ours. Some puppies never have anyone to help them find their tree. But it is not an ordinary balloon tree - it is a MAGIC balloon tree. It is magic because it talks to me. Once we have found our tree, it tells me how lucky I am to have found each YOU!"
Well, guess what?