I want to be a puppy!
We were at the park this morning and I looked up and saw some other puppies walking by. I didn't jump up to meet them because the tall guy told me they were out walking with their peoples and a baby. He said I did very good and I was being A LERT!
I DON'T WANT TO BE A LERT!
I WANT TO BE A PUPPY!
The tall guy said it was a balloon. I told him it sure was an awfully BIG balloon and he said it was so big because it was filled with hot air. I told him if that was the case, he would be as big as a house.I WANT TO BE A PUPPY!
I still think I have enough time to be a lert down the road. Besides, being a puppy sounds much nicer than being a lert! So, if you see the tall guy, please tell him that I am perfectly happy being a puppy and that he should just forget about that lert thing!
Special bonus stuff:
We were driving (well, the tall guy was driving - I was riding shotgun) to the puppy park yesterday and we saw this:
Special bonus stuff:
We were driving (well, the tall guy was driving - I was riding shotgun) to the puppy park yesterday and we saw this:
Needless to say, I did not get any chicken biscuit from McDonald's on the way home.
Being a lert isn't the worst thing -
ReplyDeleteThe world does need more lerts -
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
I think maybe LERTS are just cute puppies!
ReplyDeleteJack I think you have to be more careful what you say to the tall guy, your hungry tummy depends on it.
ReplyDeletelicks and sniffs, Sasha
We have noticed too that when you are being a "Good Dog" that translates to "Not Fun." Sad.
ReplyDeleteHi Jack
ReplyDeleteThanks for the lol today. TG has a way with words!!! Mom says to tell you she loves hot air balloons (from the ground only she'll never ride one)! Jack, Jack, Jack you really need to learn to not let every thought in your head reach your lips otherwise you'll never get a Mickey D biscuit.
Madi and Mom
Ha Ha Ha, good one Jack! You make me laugh! I am not a lert....I guess I am not old enough yet.
ReplyDeleteJack,
ReplyDeletePS if mom and dad buy me a house on the lake......consider yourself invited!!!
Madi and Mom
Did you check the balloon for any missing kids? THat would have been a lert thing to do. If you didn't then you don't need to worry, you are still a puppy!
ReplyDeleteYa know Jack, tell the tall guy that we only have a couple of years to be puppies and we should be doing all this puppy style!!! Then again, if you some chicken biscuit's from the big M place maybe we should just keep this between us puppies!!!
ReplyDeletep.s. I can chew those plastic bottles to pieces in a few seconds flat!!! BOL!!!!
lotsa licks,
Miley
That was funny! You know, your always a puppy in your heart!
ReplyDeleteCan't you be a lert-puppy Jack? BTW are you recycling that bottle? Nice work!
ReplyDeleteThe Tall Guy is a lot like my Daddy...SILLY!
ReplyDeleteBut, like Sasha, I think you should watch what you say...Chicken Biscuits are too good to pass up!!
Smileys!
Dory
I am with you Jack, I dont want to be lert, I am a girl that just wants to have FUN!!!! but I pose that lerts cant be all bad.
ReplyDeleteAnd about the hot air comment~~~you will have to learn that you dont have to say everything that pops into your head, specially when it comes to not getting treats!! BOL
Yeah, puppies have all the fun - and they get away with bad behavior because they're cute.
ReplyDeleteIf you keep saying LERT, it sounds really funny! I'm going to call my kids LERTS and see how it goes.
ReplyDeleteMom says Khyra's right, Jack. She has always heard that one should be a lert, cuz the world needs more lerts. **shrugs**
ReplyDeleteLuv,
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