Someone has stole my face!
Can you believe this? I got a Christmas card in the mail and I opened it up and what did I see? Someone has stole my face and put it on a Christmas card and is making a fortune. Even the tall guy said it looked like me. He thought the person who had sent the card took a picture of me and made it into a Christmas card, but nope. This was a very expensive store-bought card!! I bet it must have cost at least $800.00!
So, be on the lookout for someone who is going around and stealing the faces of all the good looking puppies and putting them on Christmas cards. I'm pretty sure that stealing your face is a crime (punishable by no less than 40 years hard labor and a fine of no less than $14,000,000.00).