What a shmooze! Wait, is a shmoozer a dog breed or just a personality trait? Well, it doesn't matter, because Santa knows your heart, Jack, and I'm positive you'll get everything you want!!!
My darling Jack, Does it matter that I'm not a dog? I still think you're the best. Thanks for making me laugh when i need to. Somehow you always seem to know or maybe it's because you're funny every day. Your blog is the one I read without fail every day. Merry Christmas to you and TG.
I hope Mrs Claus doesn't get too jealous!
ReplyDeleteHugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Jack-
ReplyDeleteThat is one way to get what you want...BOL :)
Wyatt
Sounds like TG better hitch up the sled and reindeer and find the author of that letter in the bedside drawer!
ReplyDeleteLOL!
With a letter like that you might also get some pie.
ReplyDeleteUmmm... Jack.. Ummm... Might yous want to retinks 'dat letter... maybe stratch some wordys off and replace some...
ReplyDeleteSanta Man might get the wrong idea?
snorts...
Hugs,
Josie
BOL - Hmmmm, that letter might really raise some questions with Mrs. Claus:)
ReplyDeleteHappy Holidays to all.
Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
MOL Jack
ReplyDeleteTG is busted AND so are YOU for snooping....but
we're glad you did it was a good letter!!
Madi and Mom
Uh...no comment.
ReplyDeletePuddles
I did want to mention dat my mum ended up snorting her coffee and spittin it out from laughin'.
ReplyDeletePuddles
I'm sure Santa will love your letter... BOLBOLBOL
ReplyDeleteWhat a shmooze! Wait, is a shmoozer a dog breed or just a personality trait? Well, it doesn't matter, because Santa knows your heart, Jack, and I'm positive you'll get everything you want!!!
ReplyDeleteLiz
Hehehe, poor Tall Guy, his personal business has gone viral!
ReplyDeleteI am sure Santa will appreciate the sentiment behind the words.
Jack,
ReplyDeleteLet me know if it works! :)
Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae
If I were you, I'd sleep with one eye open on Christmas Eve.
ReplyDeleteAHAHHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteOh Jack -- you certainly do know how to keep us entertained!
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness Jack!!! Hmmmm careful there...Santa's a jolly big fella :) Might do a re-write with just the cookie and toy part!!!!! Yeaooo!
ReplyDeleteHugs and snaggle-tooth kisses,
Sierra Rose
Jack,
ReplyDeleteI certainly hope you get what you desire...and plenty of hugs and kisses, but I'm guessing those are not in short supply :)
My darling Jack,
ReplyDeleteDoes it matter that I'm not a dog? I still think you're the best. Thanks for making me laugh when i need to. Somehow you always seem to know or maybe it's because you're funny every day. Your blog is the one I read without fail every day.
Merry Christmas to you and TG.
BOL! Jack
ReplyDeletebutt, I think you need to be careful in da future when going thru TG's drawers! BOL!
Not sure how Santa will react to your turn of phrase.
ReplyDeleteSlobbers,
Mango