An Early Christmas
Christmas has come early this year.
Look what I got.
Look what I got.
Yep, that's right. A honkin' big disgusting bone!I don't get a lot of bones as the tall guy
thinks I will break them and THEN try to eat them.
Yeah, I see you looking at my bone.Don't make me have to slap you!
I think I have some gristle caught in my teeths.Do you have any floss?
And now,a bone haiku:
Look at my big bone.
It is so meaty and good.
I shall chew it all.
ICHIBONE!!
Great expressions my Grasshopper furiend!
ReplyDeleteIf woo don't khompletely do in your ICHIBONE, ask The TG to transform it into a bonesikhle!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
No wonder you're protective of your Ichibone, if you hardly ever get one. Of course, enjoying a bone is a Zen experience! Enjoy the essence of the bone. To heck with that; chew it to tiny pieces and swallow them and enjoy the actual bone. It's not a cooked bone, right?
ReplyDeleteJed & Abby
when you have it all chews out, then have the TG put some peanut butter in there, it is YUMMY!!! and a real lip smacker!
ReplyDeletewags
Jazzi
TG let you have that on the WHITE CARPET???
ReplyDeleteJack! Hey...start the TG drivin' ....and come on out for some muddy-parkie play times :) You won't need any gristle...just feel the exhaustion.... Yeaooo :)
ReplyDeleteHugs and snaggle-tooth kisses,
Sierra Rose
Wax on, wax off. Enjoy your bone, my furend...
ReplyDeleteChew on dear jack!!! It looks delicious!!!
ReplyDeleteAnn
PS Thanks for entering my GIVEAWAY!
Woot Jack, what a great way to have Christmas early. Our DoHs don't usually let us have chews much either, but they got us a couple of bully sticks and we love them for it!Enjoy!
ReplyDeleteBones and treats
Bronson and Pepper
Oh Jack, you are one lucky dog!!! Be sure to clean the bits up off the carpet :)
ReplyDeleteYous bone chomping nom nom nomming faces are too funny's!! And we's love yous bone poem!!
ReplyDeleteMomma says I ('da Josie) have crazy bone faces too... hee hee
Hugs,
Josie
Dang Jack that looks like part of a lion leg!!!
ReplyDeleteHoly Smoke you are going to town!!!
Guess what it was snowing when we got up now it is sleeting...totally insane weather for NC.
Madi and Mom
Jack,
ReplyDeleteI luvs dose raw bones too! Mom keeps dem in da freezer fur me. :)
Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae
I want to see a picture of the carpet when you're finished with the bone..
ReplyDeleteStanley Steemer does a great job!
1-800-STEEMER
ICHIBONE! hahaha
ReplyDeleteRaw bones are safer from breakage than cooked/smoked bones... but then again you have white carpet so raw bones + white carpet = murder scene. hehehe
Ohh Jack, I simply love you!!! my hubby and I read your blog every day just like we check the news. We had a big black fuzzy labrador that went over the rainbow bridge. It was so sad but now we read your blog and you cheer us up. We admire your handsomeness and your ingenuity,but most of all we love the semi trouble you get into, it keeps the tall guy on his toes lol.
ReplyDeleteHappy Holidays Jack, I hope you get ALL the food you can eat on Christmas.
Hugs JoAnn
A big meaty bone for a big meaty dog! Look at those paws ... wow!
ReplyDeletewow - enjoy the bone Jack - and tell the TG merry christmas from me and my mom
ReplyDeleteLooks delicious Jack. We love your Haiku :) xoxo Katie and Louie the Newfs
ReplyDeleteJack,
ReplyDeleteHave the Big Guy get you some antlers, we love them, they last a long,long time.
Hamish & Sophie