August 23, 2011

Today's My Birthday!!

I don't even know what that means,

but look at all the cool stuff!

 

Now would you PLEASE get this thing

off my head??

 

 I even got my own big cake!!

 

 And it's ON FIRE TOO!!

 Hey, wait a minute.

This is all I get?

 MMMMMMM, peanut butter and carrots

AND

cottage cheeses!

(I've never had cottage cheeses before.

They are delicious!)

 And now I shall eat all of my new toys.

And won't even get yelled at!

I hope YOUR birthday is as good as mine!

(Just in case you were wondering,

I am 3 years old today!)

August 21, 2011

Oh How He Laughed!

After the tall guy read your comments about me getting a brother or sister, boy how he did laugh!!  He laughed so hard I thought I was gonna have to do something bad just to get him to stop laughing.  Instead, I just took a nap.  Yes, that's me sleeping on the new couch which is covered with bedspreads.  Evidently something about trying to keep it clean.  I don't know.

I know it's hard to believe now, but that puppy in the last post was me when I was little.  "But Jack, you're so big now, how could you have ever been that little?", you ask.  I know!!  I don't understand it myself.  

But anyway, we are not (no way, no how) getting a brother or sister on Tuesday.  But I will give you another clue:

Samantha

Ted, the Geek

Auto Shop

That is SO obvious! :)

August 19, 2011

I'll Give You A Hint!

Someone asked me what is happening next Tuesday.

Well, since I'm not allowed to talk about it,

I'll have to give you a hint:

Now all you have to do is solve for x and you've got it!

August 18, 2011

Symphony in Jack minor




Hey, didn't we do this already?

(Note to TG from Jack:  I've got YOUR video
ready if you put me on here
any more while I'm asleep!
Just to let you know!)

August 16, 2011

Actually, I don't think it explains anything!!

You've probably seen all those pictures of UFOs that are really fuzzy and kinda sorta make you think that there may actually be something out there.

Well, here's what the tall guy saw when he first started making the movie where I was trying to get him out of bed the other day.

Coincidence?  Alien?  Possession?

Maybe I'm like Sookie and have some secret magic power that only people know about!  Maybe ALL puppies have this secret power!

Then again, maybe it's just the camera light reflecting off my eyes.

Yeah, that's what it is.  Just the camera light....

(And something exciting is happening next Tuesday!!  But I'm not allowed to talk about it because someone said I'm driving him crazy already!)

August 13, 2011

Wake Up!!

Sometimes the tall guy doesn't want to get out of bed.

Sometimes he needs a little encouragement.

Sometimes I am hungry.

Sometimes I have to remind him that he needs to get out of bed because I am hungry.

Sometimes it works.

Sometimes it don't!

August 11, 2011

What is a

cimmamamamon bun?

It's appears that the tall guy went to the bakery and got himself a cimmamomon bun.
He said I would not like no cimmon bun, so I guess I will not ever get to find out what it is.

But if any of you have ever had a cimmmononon bun, would you please let me know if it is something good?

Then I can have a discussion with a certain someone about getting me a cimmonononomn bun all for myself and if it is good, I will share it with YOU!

Thank you.

August 10, 2011

Happy Birthday Sugar!!

Today is Sugar's birthday!

I am so happy,

I got the purple tongue!!

Happy 10th Birthday Sugar

and many many more!!

August 9, 2011

Learn a new trick

with Jack!!

Here is one of my favorite tricks!!

When we are out walking,

the tall guy likes to take my picture

with his EyePhone.

Unfortunately, the EyePhone is not

always the fastest way to take a picture.

So, by the time the tall guy takes

my picture,

I often end up looking like this!

See, isn't that a great trick!

You should try it sometime.

Or try this one.

Look directly at the camera until the tall guy

pushes the button.

Then turn your head!

It's a hoot and a half I tell you!

August 6, 2011

Can We Please.....

go get one of these Fried Baloney Biscuits* from Hardees?

I'll buy!

(* For real and for true! )

August 4, 2011

Well...

You should see how YOU look when you're sleeping!

August 1, 2011

I did not even know they could do that!

I am in a little bit of trouble.

It seems that while we were out on our walk this morning, I wanted to go one way and the tall guy wanted to go another way.  Well, I might have just slightly looked at him and then I heard the following:

"Don't you EVEN roll your eyes at me young man!"

I didn't even know they could do that.

I hope they don't go rolling off down the road by themselves some day.  I'm pretty attached to them!

July 30, 2011

Do I look different to you today?

Yes, this is one day's worth of Jack fuzz.  The tall guy wanted you to know that he DOES sweep up almost this much hair every day.  He's so lucky!!

On a different note:

July 28, 2011

I don't think this was what Madonna 

was talking about!

I think most of you are old enough to remember that old Madonna song "Express Yourself".

Yesterday, I was singing the

"Let someone else express yourself at the

vet's office!"

Not quite as catchy, but still...

And I feel much better.

No cameras were allowed.

You can thank me later! 

(The funny thing is now you will think of me whenever 
you hear that song on the radio!
Is that cool or what? BOL!)

July 22, 2011

Son, you've got a panty on your head!

He actually thinks this is funny!

(Extra points if you know what movie that line came from!)

July 20, 2011

Well, aren't we fancy?

It seems that SOMEONE got a new car but have I been allowed to ride in it?
No.  We have had to WALK on our walks. 
Can you believe it?

It seems that SOMEONE said he would like to have a car for at least one day that didn't have a dog fuzz covered interior.

I asked him what was wrong with a dog fuzzed covered interior as I happen to think it makes the whole car more comfortable.

So if you see a tall guy riding around your neighborhood without a dog in a car without any dog hair in it, wave.  It might be SOMEONE.

July 18, 2011

We Got Rain!!

YEA!!

Oh no, wait.

Now I can't go out for a walk.

I think I'll just stay in bed!

July 14, 2011

Well...

I warned you!

July 13, 2011

No, I do NOT want to play your silly game!

I am not a bird and 

I am not angry!

But if you keep bopping me in the head,

I AM going to be un-stuffy!

(Before you ask, the tall guy said he got

the Angry Bird toys at the Costcos.)

July 9, 2011

A Cat?

on my iPad?

Really?

And it's not even Madi!

July 5, 2011

Guess What We Did?

Yep, we went up to the mountains to get away from the hot.

I liked looking out the window.

The tall guy said it's hard to take a picture and drive at the same time!

That's why I'm blurry!

There was even water up there.

It was nice and shady and it wasn't even hot!

We even saw a flower we had never seen before!

It looks like a dandelion, but not like any dandelion we had seen before!

If anyone knows what it is, please let us know!

And don't forget to keep buying the cookbook so we can raise lots of money.

July 4, 2011

Happy 4th of July!!

Here's hoping you have a great 4th!

I think I'm going to go shopping for a new pillow.
Maybe there will be a sale!

July 2, 2011

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Oh wait.

I haven't told you what I'm MMMMMMMMMMMing about!

Ever since Monsieur Wilf started talking about

croissants,

I've tried to get the tall guy to get me one,

so I could see what he was talking about.

Well he did and now I know.

AND I even got some peanut butters on it too!

So that's why I'm going 

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

Thank you Wilf!

June 30, 2011

OH MY DOGNESS!!

We had 110 degrees of hot here!

And believe me, that is hot!

It's all I can do to run from one shady spot to the next!

I wish someone would invent outdoor air conditioning!

If anyone has any cold they are not using,

may I borrow it for a few days?

Thank you!

June 25, 2011

What?

 

What do you mean "It's Here?"

You do know it's 3AM right?

Oh the book!!

It's now on Amazon?

And I can buy it if I click here?

 BUY THE BOOK

Wow!

Can you come back about 7:30?

I can probably have both eyes open by then!

===

But YOU don't have to wait!

Go now and buy

"Can I Have Some Of That?"

to raise money for

French Bulldog Rescue Network

and

Chase Away K9 Cancer.

And remember,

even if you don't have a Kindle,

if you buy the book and let the tall guy know,

he'll send you a free PDF version

that you can read.

Hurry!

Your puppy is hungry RIGHT NOW!

 

June 24, 2011

DO NOT READ THIS POST

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unless you want to see our BRAND NEW RECIPE BOOK!

 

(Picture from

The Great Pannycake Caper of 2009!)

The book is ready and raring to go!!

The tall guy has submitted the book to the Amazons so it should be available in a couple of days.  If a bunch of people buy it when it first becomes available, then it becomes one of Amazon's Hot Sellers and it gets recommended to a lot of people and then more people will buy it!  It's a good vicious cycle!  We will let you know when it shows up on the Amazons.

We ended up with 27 recipes and some of them are even actual

REAL FOODS that you can actually even EAT!!

So tell all of your friends to go buy the book.

Remember, all the money (except for what Amazon gets)

will go to the French Bulldog Rescue Network

and

Chase Away K9 Cancer organizations.

Now we know that some of you do not have the Kindle

and, unfortunately, there is not a hard copy available yet.

So, the tall guy said that if you buy the Kindle version

and let him know, he will send you a PDF version that you

can look at on your computer for absolutely free!

(Not that you can't look at stuff on your computer for free right now.

He means he will send you a free version of the book to put on your computer.

Sometimes I think he gets discombobulated.)

June 22, 2011

Is This My Best Side?

This is what happens when the tall guy tries to take my picture while he's sitting at the computer.  Heaven forbid he would get up out of the chair and get a GOOD picture.

But now to the good news.  All the votes are in and the top vote getter is:

French Bulldog Rescue Network

Second place vote getter is:

Chase Away K9 Cancer

Many thanks to everyone who voted.  Now we need to decide how we want to make our donations.  So please leave a comment below and let the tall guy know if you would like to give the donations to one organization or split them between the two top vote getters.  

We will look at all the comments and make the big announcement on Friday.  AND we will have the big book unveiling on Friday as well.  You will get to see the book before it goes on sale on Amazon.  We ended up with 24 recipes (including about 7 or 8 'special' recipes from dogs themselves).  The tall guy says thank you to everyone who sent in a recipe!  (And he says if you meant to send in a recipe, but just kept forgetting, that if you send it in by tomorrow, he will be able to include it in the book.)

June 16, 2011

All the pretty colors!!!

TODAY IS THE LAST DAY TO VOTE!!

EVERY VOTE COUNTS!

Somehow I don't think you're supposed to look stoned when they take the red-eye out of your pictures...

I think I'll let the Tall Guy write the rest of this post.

TG:  Thank you for all the well wishes after my recent celebration of The Poisoning of the Food holiday.  A good time was had by none, but I'm feeling much better.  Unfortunately, I have no idea what I ate that caused it, but I did lose 10 pounds!

It's time to select which organization we would like to support with the recipe book proceeds.  If Jack has done things right, you should see a place to vote on the right hand side of your screen.  I think Blogger will only let you vote once.  The voting will be open until Tuesday, June 21.

Here are the nominees (you can click on the name to see what they do):

•  Hearts In Harmony 

•  The Tufts University Cummings School of Veterinary Medicine

•  Arizona Golden Retriever Connection 

•  French Bulldog Rescue Network 

•  All For One

•  Old Dog Haven

•  Humane Society of Missouri

•  A Chance For Bliss

•  WorldVets

•  Saving Death Row Dogs

•  Coast and Canyon Wildlife Rescue

•  Chase Away K9 Cancer

•  Almost Heaven Golden Retriever Rescue and Sanctuary

I'm still waiting on a few recipes, but the book is about 90% complete.  We'll have a big unveiling when it's ready to go on sale.

We can also decide if we want to give all the money to the top vote getter or split the money between the top two vote getters.  Hopefully there will be enough money to be able to do that!

I've asked Madi's mom to help me with all the money stuff.  Amazon doesn't start paying until 60 days have passed (in order to take care of returns).  As of now, there will only be a Kindle book (as that is the only one that Amazon allows you to sell by yourself), but I may put the other versions on another site so that more people can help.

I would like to thank everyone for helping with this project.  It's sad to see how many organizations there are that really need money., but hopefully we will be able to help a little.

And Jack is right.  He DOES look stoned in that picture!  But then again, the way he normally acts, it might be hard to tell if he was! :)

June 14, 2011

I Did Not Know That Such A Thing 

Even Existed!

Well, it's been an interesting weekend around here.  The tall guy ate some POISON FOOD!  And then he had to go to the bathroom A LOT!  I did not even know there was such a thing.  As poison food that is.  I know what a bathroom is.  To a dog, the whole world's a bathroom!  BOL!!

Anyway, he wanted me to remind you that today was the final day for nominations for the organization who will get the proceeds from our doggy cookbook.

Here's who we have so far:

•  Hearts In Harmony 

•  The Tufts University Cummings School of Veterinary Medicine

•  Arizona Golden Retriever Connection 

•  French Bulldog Rescue Network 

•  All For One

•  Old Dog Haven

•  Humane Society of Missouri

•  A Chance For Bliss

•  WorldVets

•  Saving Death Row Dogs

•  Coast and Canyon Wildlife Rescue

•  Chase Away K9 Cancer

•  Almost Heaven Golden Retriever Rescue and Sanctuary 


So, if you have anyone you would like to add, please leave a comment.  We will start the voting later this week.

Thank you!!

June 10, 2011

Our Nominees So Far

We got a lot of good suggestions for the money we raise from selling our (hopefully soon to be completed) cookbook.  The tall guy said to tell you that he will take nominations until June 14th in order to let anyone who wants to make a nomination.  So, there is still time if you have a person, group or organization that you would like to nominate!

He also wants me to tell you that everyone who reads the blog is going to help select the final recipient(s). 

Here's who we have so far (you can click on the name to see what they do):

•  Hearts In Harmony

•  The Tufts University Cummings School of Veterinary Medicine

•  Arizona Golden Retriever Connection 

•  French Bulldog Rescue Network 

•  All For One

•  Old Dog Haven

•  Humane Society of Missouri

•  A Chance For Bliss

•  WorldVets

•  Saving Death Row Dogs

•  Coast and Canyon Wildlife Rescue

June 9, 2011

And the nominees are...

OK, it's time to choose.  Since the tall guy has started working on the cookbook for dogs, it's time to decide who you want to give the money to.  (Just to remind you, we're going to give ALL the money we raise to help needy animals!)

So, if you know of an organization or someone who helps animals who could use some money, please leave a comment below.  We will compile all the nominations and then decide who gets the donations!

And if you were wondering, the title of the cookbook is going to be

(Oh I'm sorry, I've used up all of my Internets for today.  I guess you will just have to come back to find out the name of the book!)

6/9:  An update note from the Tall Guy:  Once we've get all the nominees, everyone who reads the blog is going to help select the organization.  I didn't want anyone to think that I was the one doing the choosing.  Thanks!

June 7, 2011

Well, he's finally back!

I pretended like I was not excited to see him, 

but I really was!

He took a lot of pictures,

but they really seem to be strange.

He said he saw a lot of birds:

 

and some fishes:

 

and he even found out where our snow had gone:

 

He did not bring me no t-shirt,

but I guess that is ok,

because he brought me him.

And I can't kiss no t-shirt!

June 4, 2011

I think I'll try that!

The butt thing,
not the Starburst.
Oh, and the tall guy said that if you have a dog or cat treat recipeto please send it to him at jacksdad2011@gmail.comHe's ready to start working on the cookbook!
If you've already sent in a recipe and have more,he'll be glad to include those too!Thank you!

June 2, 2011

But I don't WANT you 

to go to Canadia!!

It seems that the tall guy has decided that he is hot, so he is going to somewhere called Canadia to get cold.  

It is another one of these "They don't allow dogs in (insert place here)" trips.   He's going somewhere called "Vancoovers".  I shall have to consult the Googles to find out if dogs are allowed to go there.  

And he had better bring me back a t-shirt!