Puppies can't have pancakes.
Puppies can't have pancakes,
and puppies can't drink Coke.
Puppies can't go walk in the rain,
and puppies are always broke!
Puppies can't turn on the tv,
to watch their favorite show.
And puppies have to come inside
instead of being out in the snow.
Puppies aren't allowed to drive a car,
even when they turn sixteen.
Puppies can't eat in the kitchen
except on Paula Deen.
Oh puppies can't do lots of things
even when they're alone.
But puppies can do one cool thing
They know how to write a song!
and puppies can't drink Coke.
Puppies can't go walk in the rain,
and puppies are always broke!
Puppies can't turn on the tv,
to watch their favorite show.
And puppies have to come inside
instead of being out in the snow.
Puppies aren't allowed to drive a car,
even when they turn sixteen.
Puppies can't eat in the kitchen
except on Paula Deen.
Oh puppies can't do lots of things
even when they're alone.
But puppies can do one cool thing
They know how to write a song!
Puppies khan make great faces like THAT!
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Khyra
Why can't puppies have pancakes? Thats the question I want answered!
ReplyDeleteKoda
Puppies can't have pancakes? Says who? =)
ReplyDeleteGreat song Jack! And you sing! Add that to your list of awesome things you do!
Sierra-dog
Oh dear Jack, that is such a sad face. Great song though.
ReplyDeleteChrissie and Ben
Jack and what a BEAUTIFUL song you wrote too!!!
ReplyDeleteTo what tune should we sing it?
Happy Monday
Madi and Mom
Whew! I am soooo relieved to know that puppies can't drive cars when they're sixteen! In dog years that would make you 112 and absolutely no one should be behind the wheel of a car at that age!
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Love your pics Jack! AND now you are a song writer! And a great one at that! The next thing will be a trip to the moon! You amaze me, sir!
ReplyDeleteThat face!!! Great pic TG!
ReplyDeleteOh Jack...Looks like you have the Puppies Ain't got Nothing Blues!! So very creative!!
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Dory
Jack...you are so brilliant...it runs in your family.
ReplyDeleteAnyway...who said you can't have pancakes...I did just the other night...in fact...banana pancakes...you tell the tall guy that your Dad said you can have pancakes.
Love to you...your Dad...The Admiral
You crack me up Jack....great way to get my morning started...and yes....it's been a rather late start this morning....-Abbey
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ReplyDeleteYou are soo darn cute and one cool song writer and............................... WHO says puppies cant have pancakes??? Newsflash!! Yup, they can so you better have a chat with the TG bout that!!! They are licious BTW~~
Licks and smacks from pancakes today
Jazzi
Although you're developing into quite the poet laureate, I have two words of advice for you (if you want things to change): Grow up! ;)
ReplyDeleteTwink!
Great song, Jack!!! Who makes up these rules anyways?!?!?
ReplyDeleteI started reading that and was wondering where it was going and then I found out it was a poem!!! Brillant Jack!!!!! Love the picture and the poem!!! Debbie and Hollydog
ReplyDeleteWHERE is the video of you singing this? ;)
ReplyDeleteLa la la la woof howl!
ReplyDeleteBut I eat pancakes and play in rain..just did today! Come to my house Jack..I will hook you up!
Licks from me!
Olive
And puppies have to come inside
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WHAT???????? That is a crime.
Woof! Woof! Jack you look SAD ... I'm a bit worried. Did you mood inspired you to write this "song" ... COOL!!! Like it. Lots of Golden Woofs,, Sugar
ReplyDeleteSuch talent and beauty!!!
ReplyDeleteYou're the total package!
Oh Jack! You look sad - and very handsome!
ReplyDeleteIf you were in the UK you could come to visit and I'd get my dad to make you a pancake ...
Minnie-Moo
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When will you be on TV? Do you have an agent yet? Don't sign an agreement until you talk to our agent. They only take a percentage of the money, they leave the bones, toys and treats alone. The world needs a rapping dog that raps nice stuff!
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Jack, my Mom said she could stare at that picture of you all day long. We like the freckle on your nose too. Thank you for singing the blues and expressing what all us fur kids feel deep in our hearts...
ReplyDeleteWonderful poem, Jack! You looks so sad, though!
ReplyDeleteSam
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ReplyDeleteGreat song!
ReplyDeleteThor
jack - i love your song and your talents - but I think the Tall Guy has been brain washing you.
ReplyDeletePuppies should have pancakes,
Puppies should go for walks in the rain,
Puppies must play outside in the snow,
Puppies really don't want to drive - they like being chauffered.
Any more abuse and you come on over to our house.
Ben and the fellas
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Oh puppies can't do lots of things
even when they're alone.
But puppies can do one cool thing
They know how to write a song!
Woohoo Jack, I LOVE DIS SONG. Even though I get to drive the car all the time. (Sitting in the front seat in the driveway and putting your feets on the steering wheel is pretty much the same thing!)
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